When I read the report on Idaho National Laboratory’s MicroSight sight, I couldn’t make heads or tails of it. So I asked the brainiacs to send me some raw footage of the device at work. They sent me this 1950’s-style infomercial instead; which includes the same jargon I was trying to avoid. [NB: guys, next time, let us pick your music.] All that said, PLEASE SEND A SAMPLE SCOPE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!