Driving a cab in Macon, Georgia must leave you a lot of time for other pursuits. Even on a Saturday night it’s not exactly like being a hack in a bigger city where you spend a lot of your time, well, driving. So if that’s your job, we’d suggest bringing along a book. Some sudoku puzzles maybe. Anything other than playing with your gun. Unfortunately, as macon.com informs us, Patrick Etchison didn’t have much to occupy his time Saturday evening. “The driver, Patrick Etchison, told officers he was waiting on a call when he decided to unload his gun. In the process, he shot himself. Etchison was treated by EMTs at the scene, but he refused to be taken to the hospital.” Safety tip: don’t play with it. And don’t muzzle your own hand, OK?