Home Hunting Die Broccoli! Die! Hunting Die Broccoli! Die! By Robert Farago - August 11, 2013 21 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Silly stuff with a serious point. Wait. No. It’s just silly. [h/t JF] Post Views: 7 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Ask Josh: Building A Short Hunting Rifle Safari Club, NRA Win Anti-Hunting Lead Ammunition Ban Lawsuit in Arizona Huge Taxidermy Auction is Live Right Now 21 COMMENTS Gee Robert, you seem to feel awfully strong about it. Well, based on the fact that we’ve evolved to the top of the food chain, we have the right to mess with those lower on the food chain. Go ahead with your vegecide. Reply “It’s coming right at us!!!” Reply Thats at Okeechobee Shooting Sports! Sweet! Reply Hunters should stick to shooting cabbages and watermelons and leave the broccoli alone. Reply That’s hilarious. Represents how I feel about veggies, actually. They deserve to die or at the very least be eaten by someone else. Just wish I could get my wife to lay off the broc! Reply Jason R – Don’t tell me you keep falling for the old “Dutch Oven” trick… 😀 Reply Vegetables: What Food(tm) eats. Reply A bit reminiscent of this: [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKlkD-D20OI?feature=player_detailpage&w=640&h=360%5D Reply Next thing you know cauliflower will be imperiled alo and there’ll be a bagging limit too. Hahahaaaa Reply Oh. I lost it at the electronic call. Geez, what a great way to start a morning. Great comedy!!!! Reply I also lost it at the electronic call. It took it from being stupid to being funny. Also, I’m with Brian. I don’t think there’s such a thing as “too much gun for broccoli.” I’m not going to eat it, so I might as well obliterate it. Reply I don’t think I’d be comfortable hunting broccoli with anything less than a .338 and 20 lbs of tannerite. Reply The broccoli, the? Reply …and no one who speaks German could be bad! Reply As a vegetarian I resent all you meat eaters hunting broccoli for sport and trophies. It’s heart breaking to see entire patches wiped out and left to rot in the sun. Damn you meat eaters and your genocidal war on my people! Reply Do deer count as vegetarians? ‘Cause if they do, then I’m all in favor of hunting vegetarians. They’re very low in cholesterol. Reply “All we are saying……is give peace a chance.” Don’t you know that deer are “Differently Enabled Humans”? See, the first sign of a sick mind is to abuse broccoli. After that comes murder and canabilism. Reply Guess there was a pic or video that doesn’t show up on my browser (ie 10). Reply Yep, it’s your standard embedded YouTube video. I’m sorry it didn’t show up for you, but you get what you deserve for using IE. Reply Got IE and Chrome. When I have to use more browsers than that I’ll be missing the days when AOL was carpet bombing the entire planet with discs. Reply Interesting how the wild Brocs blend into the foliage. ‘Spect Cauliflower would be equally challenging in the winter. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.