Home Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - October 7, 2016 79 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Srirachapocalypse took last week’s honors. If you’d like a new Black Arch holster, enter the best caption for this photo in the comments before midnight Sunday. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Brownells Giving Away a SIG MCX-SPEAR, SLX Suppressor and Training at the SIG Academy Enter Leupold’s ‘Project Hunt’ Contest and Have Your Hunt Professionally Filmed Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Pair of Howard Leight Bluetooth Earmuffs 79 COMMENTS “As you wish…” 🙂 Reply “So I’m cross eye dominant. I’m also dominant in other ways….” Reply Badabing! Reply Dammit. Beat me to it. Well played. Reply “I’ve got you in my sight…sssssss” “Not there; there! Not there; there! Ah…there.” Or any of the other Phil Ken Sebben single-eye-perspective jokes Also, that ejection port looks like it’s about a half inch long; what’s that all about? Reply This is the version of “Steele Magnolias” I wanted to see! Reply “Wanna (wink, mouth clicks)” “No, I meant ‘call your pony’!” Reply No form but… What form! Reply Make my eyes twinkle again! Reply I’ve had my eye on you since you walked in here Reply ” here’s looking at you but shooting the guy standing five foot to the left of you” Reply I may be cross eye dominant, but I have excellent trigger discipline! Reply The version of “Moms Demand Action” I wanted to see! Reply Hey Dan! How the fuck did you get a picture of my wife?! Reply Catch you later Mr Bloomberg. Reply +1 Reply 18% gratuity is included in the check. Oh, you want to see the manager? I’ve got the manager right here. Reply Gun free zone? Hell no! This is a Guns Free zone. Reply “Would you care to repeat that comment about my tits to Miss Manners here?” Reply The menu said buy a 22 oz beer, get a free shot. Reply It’s amazing how far you can get with a wink and a smile… and a gun. Reply I see the way your looking at me… I don’t like it Reply “You’re a real pistol, ain’tcha?” Reply Hey Chuck…..Bang! Your It! Reply Here, hold my Chablis… Reply Chuck was such a good show. Reply Yeah, it was good fun. Loved the characters. Not the most accurate depiction of guns but Yvonne sure is purdy. Reply I knew the waitresses at Denny’s were surly but this is just ridiculous. Reply Paul53 is the only man for me! Reply “Grab my ass again…” Reply I have a secret… I am not really left-eye dominant! (Opens right eye) Reply The restroom is over there past the bar. Take a right at the stuffed jackalope and you can’t miss it. Reply We’re not just going to let you walk out of here. Who’s we, sucker? Smith, and Wesson, and me. Reply Wink, wink, say no more! I SAID SAY NO MORE!! Reply I’m your Huckleberry… Reply You wouldn’t kick me out of bed for being left eye dominant, would’ya? Reply “Right back at’cha, Big Guy.” Reply Damn! Which eye do I close again? Reply “Put your pride and joy back in your pants before someone gets hurt” Reply In a different show I was “7 of 9”. Mess with me and can hit you 7 of 9 ! Reply Left eye dominatrix Reply The gun: “Hello? My sights are DOWN HERE!” Reply ^ahahahahaha!!!! Reply I’m not as think as you drunk I am. Reply Yvonne to bang you, you want to bang me Reply “I only need one contact to kill ya” Reply Cross-dominance: There’s a right way and then there’s a wrong way… Reply …and then there is cross-dressing. Reply Let’s see if I can hit that clown. Reply Got something in my eye again, knew I should’ve wore my shooting glasses. Reply So… Off the concrete, through the plywood, past the flaming apple, nothing but 10 ring. With my weak eye only. This is a really weird game of horse. Reply Oh you want to play rough? Well, I’m not submissive… I’m cross-eye dominant. Reply I was too grossed out by the Smith and Wesson auto to notice the girl. Reply “If you are to wink at ME……this is how you do it…..got it?……Good.” Reply “I’m sorry President Trump, what were you trying to grab?” Too soon right? Reply Careful! When I open my other eye… I still wont know what to do with this! Reply I’m a real blond and you should not question that!!! Reply I’d give my right eye for a better sight picture… Reply In high school, we used to like to ask the cute female clerks where the left handed crescent wrenches are. So, I go to this party later that night after one of the pranks. One of the chicks from the store earlier pulls out a gun, and asks me, “…if I like her left handed Ruger P89.” And, that is what she did. Reply Quoting Lando, “it works every time.” Reply “Go ahead, tell us another dumb blonde joke, we’re just dying to one more…” Reply Is there a gun in that picture? Reply Waffle house has started a new customer service training program. Reply “Old school hardware, I like it.” Reply “That way, down Highway 61.” Reply “She takes a very laid-back approach to point shooting” Reply We’ll bang, OK? Reply ” you’re going to grab me by my what….?” Reply R rated movie. ”If I squint just right…well…I will be able to shoot that cheating bastards tiny d!2k clean out of that bitches mouth” Reply “Here’s looking at you, Dan Z.” (wink, wink) Reply A 10? No sir, 6906… Reply Just in case I missed in the previous one: “A 10? No sir, more like 5906. Reply Blonde operator operating blindly. Reply Donald, don’t think about touching me there, got it? Reply Don’t forget to tip your waitress. She’s a “crack” shot. Reply Keep the change, ya filthy animal! Reply “See, I keep my finger off the trigger where it belongs. If you had kept your fingers off me where THEY belonged, we wouldn’t be in this situation.” Reply Is that your gun Miss Moneypenny? Why yes James, this is my gun. Now that you’ve seen mine drop your pants and show me yours. Reply Try closing one eye to get the proper sight alignment? Why? It isn’t helping! Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.