Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest


Srirachapocalypse took last week’s honors. If you’d like a new Black Arch holster, enter the best caption for this photo in the comments before midnight Sunday.



  1. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “As you wish…” 🙂

  2. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “So I’m cross eye dominant. I’m also dominant in other ways….”

    1. avatar Jack says:

      Dammit. Beat me to it. Well played.

  3. avatar barnbwt says:

    “I’ve got you in my sight…sssssss”
    “Not there; there! Not there; there! Ah…there.”

    Or any of the other Phil Ken Sebben single-eye-perspective jokes

    Also, that ejection port looks like it’s about a half inch long; what’s that all about?

  4. This is the version of “Steele Magnolias” I wanted to see!

  5. avatar Joe R. says:

    “Wanna (wink, mouth clicks)”

    “No, I meant ‘call your pony’!”

  6. avatar Eric says:

    No form but… What form!

  7. avatar LBeavers says:

    Make my eyes twinkle again!

  8. I’ve had my eye on you since you walked in here

  9. avatar Hippi says:

    ” here’s looking at you but shooting the guy standing five foot to the left of you”

  10. avatar Vhyrus says:

    I may be cross eye dominant, but I have excellent trigger discipline!

  11. The version of “Moms Demand Action” I wanted to see!

  12. Hey Dan! How the fuck did you get a picture of my wife?!

  13. avatar Mikele says:

    Catch you later Mr Bloomberg.

  14. 18% gratuity is included in the check. Oh, you want to see the manager?
    I’ve got the manager right here.

  15. Gun free zone?
    Hell no!
    This is a Guns Free zone.

  16. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    “Would you care to repeat that comment about my tits to Miss Manners here?”

  17. The menu said buy a 22 oz beer, get a free shot.

  18. avatar JW says:

    It’s amazing how far you can get with a wink and a smile… and a gun.

  19. avatar Cole says:

    I see the way your looking at me… I don’t like it

  20. avatar blues says:

    “You’re a real pistol, ain’tcha?”

  21. avatar JimR says:

    Hey Chuck…..Bang! Your It!

  22. avatar bastiches says:

    Here, hold my Chablis…

  23. avatar bob in IN says:

    Chuck was such a good show.

    1. avatar Specialist38 says:

      Yeah, it was good fun. Loved the characters.

      Not the most accurate depiction of guns but Yvonne sure is purdy.

  24. I knew the waitresses at Denny’s were surly but this is just ridiculous.

  25. avatar Paul53 says:

    Paul53 is the only man for me!

  26. avatar Adub says:

    “Grab my ass again…”

  27. avatar Desert Ranger says:

    I have a secret… I am not really left-eye dominant! (Opens right eye)

  28. The restroom is over there past the bar. Take a right at the stuffed jackalope and you can’t miss it.

  29. avatar Leadslinger says:

    We’re not just going to let you walk out of here.

    Who’s we, sucker?

    Smith, and Wesson, and me.

  30. avatar Timmer says:

    Wink, wink, say no more!

  31. avatar Del says:

    I’m your Huckleberry…

  32. avatar Ryan S. says:

    You wouldn’t kick me out of bed for being left eye dominant, would’ya?

  33. avatar TOP says:

    “Right back at’cha, Big Guy.”

  34. avatar John says:

    Damn! Which eye do I close again?

  35. avatar Reuben Geiser says:

    “Put your pride and joy back in your pants before someone gets hurt”

  36. avatar Gregolas says:

    In a different show I was “7 of 9”. Mess with me and can hit you 7 of 9 !

  37. avatar Steve says:

    Left eye dominatrix

  38. avatar Deplorable Timmy! says:

    The gun: “Hello? My sights are DOWN HERE!”

    1. avatar Joe Liberty says:


  39. avatar Mikeoregon says:

    I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

  40. avatar radicalray says:

    Yvonne to bang you, you want to bang me

  41. avatar Corey says:

    “I only need one contact to kill ya”

  42. avatar TStew says:

    Cross-dominance: There’s a right way and then there’s a wrong way…

    1. avatar Mark N. says:

      …and then there is cross-dressing.

  43. avatar LHW says:

    Let’s see if I can hit that clown.

  44. avatar Corey says:

    Got something in my eye again, knew I should’ve wore my shooting glasses.

  45. avatar Cj says:

    So… Off the concrete, through the plywood, past the flaming apple, nothing but 10 ring. With my weak eye only. This is a really weird game of horse.

  46. avatar JK says:

    Oh you want to play rough? Well, I’m not submissive… I’m cross-eye dominant.

  47. avatar Nynemillameetuh says:

    I was too grossed out by the Smith and Wesson auto to notice the girl.

  48. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    “If you are to wink at ME……this is how you do it… it?……Good.”

  49. avatar Coxsone says:

    “I’m sorry President Trump, what were you trying to grab?” Too soon right?

  50. avatar Long says:

    When I open my other eye…
    I still wont know what to do with this!

  51. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    I’m a real blond and you should not question that!!!

  52. avatar tmm says:

    I’d give my right eye for a better sight picture…

  53. avatar Putman says:

    In high school, we used to like to ask the cute female clerks where the left handed crescent wrenches are. So, I go to this party later that night after one of the pranks. One of the chicks from the store earlier pulls out a gun, and asks me, “…if I like her left handed Ruger P89.” And, that is what she did.

  54. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    Quoting Lando, “it works every time.”

  55. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “Go ahead, tell us another dumb blonde joke, we’re just dying to one more…”

  56. avatar Ditto says:

    Is there a gun in that picture?

  57. avatar James69 says:

    Waffle house has started a new customer service training program.

  58. avatar W says:

    “Old school hardware, I like it.”

  59. avatar BLAMMO says:

    “That way, down Highway 61.”

  60. avatar Aaronw says:

    “She takes a very laid-back approach to point shooting”

  61. avatar acepeacemaker says:

    We’ll bang, OK?

  62. avatar Aaron Bettencourt says:

    ” you’re going to grab me by my what….?”

  63. avatar GAODCOLT says:

    R rated movie.

    ”If I squint just right…well…I will be able to shoot that cheating bastards tiny d!2k clean out of that bitches mouth”

  64. avatar Jack Wagner says:

    “Here’s looking at you, Dan Z.” (wink, wink)

  65. avatar Socrates says:

    A 10? No sir, 6906…

  66. avatar Socrates says:

    Just in case I missed in the previous one: “A 10? No sir, more like 5906.

  67. avatar SouthAl says:

    Blonde operator operating blindly.

  68. avatar Canon says:

    Donald, don’t think about touching me there, got it?

  69. avatar Mark N. says:

    Don’t forget to tip your waitress. She’s a “crack” shot.

  70. avatar IAmNotTheHulk says:

    Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

  71. avatar Shawn Graber says:

    “See, I keep my finger off the trigger where it belongs. If you had kept your fingers off me where THEY belonged, we wouldn’t be in this situation.”

  72. avatar Handeeman says:

    Is that your gun Miss Moneypenny?
    Why yes James, this is my gun. Now that you’ve seen mine drop your pants and show me yours.

  73. avatar Robert Burckes says:

    Try closing one eye to get the proper sight alignment? Why? It isn’t helping!

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