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Srirachapocalypse took last week’s honors. If you’d like a new Black Arch holster, enter the best caption for this photo in the comments before midnight Sunday.


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  1. “I’ve got you in my sight…sssssss”
    “Not there; there! Not there; there! Ah…there.”

    Or any of the other Phil Ken Sebben single-eye-perspective jokes

    Also, that ejection port looks like it’s about a half inch long; what’s that all about?

    • Yeah, it was good fun. Loved the characters.

      Not the most accurate depiction of guns but Yvonne sure is purdy.

  2. We’re not just going to let you walk out of here.

    Who’s we, sucker?

    Smith, and Wesson, and me.

  3. So… Off the concrete, through the plywood, past the flaming apple, nothing but 10 ring. With my weak eye only. This is a really weird game of horse.

  4. In high school, we used to like to ask the cute female clerks where the left handed crescent wrenches are. So, I go to this party later that night after one of the pranks. One of the chicks from the store earlier pulls out a gun, and asks me, “…if I like her left handed Ruger P89.” And, that is what she did.

  5. R rated movie.

    ”If I squint just right…well…I will be able to shoot that cheating bastards tiny d!2k clean out of that bitches mouth”

  6. “See, I keep my finger off the trigger where it belongs. If you had kept your fingers off me where THEY belonged, we wouldn’t be in this situation.”

  7. Is that your gun Miss Moneypenny?
    Why yes James, this is my gun. Now that you’ve seen mine drop your pants and show me yours.

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