Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest


Bobby B took the honors last week. That means he’ll get to choose a brand new Black Arch holster for his favorite gun. If you’d like one too, enter the best caption for this pic in the comments by midnight Sunday. Good luck.



  1. avatar Reuben Geiser says:

    Time to end this with a bang!

    1. avatar Cliff H says:

      Hard to tell if it’s time to end this since you can’t see the hands on the clock!

      BTW, plea to RF – when you post these every week could you at least include a link to the previous week article so we can look up the picture and the comment that actually won? Bonus, it might give you some extra page clicks!

      1. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

        ya it’s too much to scroll back a full week of posts. and then roll down to find the winning comment. do like the new yorker (in this regard only) and include a thumbnail with the winning entry underneath the new contest image.

        btw, i believe that is a hammond (yup, the organ guy) clock. he designed the works to not restart after an electrical outage was restored, so that it would be more quickly determined that such had occurred.

  2. avatar strych9 says:

    “When I said ‘Hands!’ I didn’t mean you should take the ones off my clock!”

    1. avatar TyrannyOfEvilMen says:



      “Yes, officer, as my motion-activated camera proves, he got stupid at exactly 20 minutes to 8!”

      1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

        Glad I’m not the only one trying to guess what time it is…

        1. avatar jwm says:

          I’ll bet nobody under 35 can even read that clock.

        2. avatar strych9 says:

          Hey! I resemble that comment!

  3. avatar DrewR says:

    In an effort to increase sales, “Shooting Times” introduces their new “Page Five Girl.”

  4. avatar James69 says:

    I’m olvating. Get in the bedroom, NOW!

  5. avatar Captain O says:

    “After 10, 2 and 4, I’ll still have three rounds left.” 🙂

  6. avatar JW says:

    So, smart guy – still think you’re going to clean my clock?

  7. avatar jwm says:

    She’s about to prove that .38 is better than 911.

  8. avatar jwm says:

    “What time is it? It’s Shoot A Fool In The Ass O’clock. That’s what time it is.”

  9. avatar former water walker says:

    Time for a holdup!

  10. avatar Silentbrick says:

    “I said eat your damn dinner! Eat it!”

  11. avatar John L. says:

    My daddy so wanted to see my wedding. It’s a shame he can’t be here. But he left me some CCI shotshells in his will… So needs must.

  12. avatar John L. says:

    Yes, Reverend, he does…

  13. avatar LHW says:

    I said it’s time for bed, NOW!

  14. avatar jwm says:

    “You can wear the pants in the family. I’ll carry the gun.”

  15. avatar jwm says:

    “Dummy. You brought a dick to a gunfight.”

  16. avatar dh34 says:

    One, Two, Three O’ Clock, Four O’Clock Glock….

  17. avatar Hoplopfheil says:

    This revolver fires from a 12 o’clock cylinder position.

    Allow me to demonstrate.

  18. avatar PeterK says:

    Do I look in distress to you?

  19. avatar E.S says:

    No means No!

  20. avatar IdahoBoy says:

    Don’t come any closer, or I’ll be forced to pull the trigger and nothing will happen, because I forgot to cock a single action revolver!

  21. avatar Lance F says:

    UT campus carry success.

  22. avatar Toby Willis says:

    I told you to NOT TOUCH MY BRUSH!

  23. avatar AaronW says:

    She loved revolvers for their timeless simplicity and reliability

  24. avatar AaronW says:

    What time is it? Why, it’s .357 of course…

  25. avatar 688smag says:

    So you think my sister is pretty?

  26. avatar Higgs says:

    My mother told me not to wear white after Labor Day once……..ONCE!

  27. avatar Timmer says:

    No, Fairy Godmother. Two o’clock, NOT midnight!

  28. avatar Higgs says:

    My sister in law told me not to wear white after Labor Day once…….ONCE!

  29. avatar Skiff says:

    Is this Pussy Galore’s mom? Is the revolver gold plated? If so, like mother like daughter. Pussy Galore’s preferred gun was a gold plated S&W .45 ACP revolver in the movie Goldfinger.

  30. avatar Dom says:

    “In my ass? I don’t think so mister”.

  31. avatar Deplorable Timmy! says:

    Not that it matters, but I vote for JWM’s “What time is it? It’s Shoot A Fool In The Ass O’clock. That’s what time it is.” with dh34’s “One, Two, Three O’ Clock, Four O’Clock Glock….” a close second.

  32. avatar Penetty says:

    I’m outta time, under the gun, and my back’s against the wall. It is clear as black and white.

  33. avatar adverse4 says:

    Lady, you don’t have to hold a gun on me, I’m willing.

  34. avatar michael says:

    “I said show me the clock, not show me your cock, u nasty pervert”

  35. avatar Hippi says:

    “Go ahead Dice finish that dirty nursery rhyme I dare ya”

  36. avatar Bret Trygstad says:

    “is the blue pill working yet, because your time is about up”

  37. avatar bob in IN says:

    What time is it? Time to die!

  38. avatar Dan says:

    I said stay back I don’t have time for your nonsense

  39. avatar What About Bob says:

    “You’re LATE”

  40. avatar Dave Lewis says:

    That thing’s been hard for over four hours. It’s time to put it out of it’s misery.

  41. avatar jsallison says:

    Rod Serling my ass, I got your Twilight Zone, right here!

  42. avatar me says:

    I’m menstrating, i can plead insanity now!!

  43. avatar Matthew Dropco says:

    “Alright, just hold it right there mister… is that an IWB or are you just happy to see me?”

  44. avatar M says:

    Liberal conversion moment.

  45. (offscreen) “I’m not coming for your guns…trust me, Im Hillary Clinton, when have I ever lied”

  46. avatar LTNC says:

    Touch me and I’ll shoot your hands off; ask the clock.

  47. avatar pieslapper says:

    “You’re damn straight my clock is ticking, now strip!”

  48. avatar junkman says:

    I told you to your hands off my clock hands. Now you lose your hands.

  49. avatar Alex P says:

    Hammer time.

  50. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “I said be home for dinner by 6:30… what time is it now? Don’t get smart with me mister, I know I’m blocking your view of the clock.”

  51. avatar SouthAl says:

    Time flies like a bullet

  52. avatar SouthAl says:

    You don’t need a clock to know when it’s time to die.

  53. avatar SouthAl says:

    “Those who know the value of time, use it in preparation for eternity”-Dugnet

  54. avatar jwm says:

    “Baby, I can explain the lipstick on my shirt. The lipstick on my briefs will take a bit longer.”

  55. avatar SouthAl says:

    Do you really want to see if time heals all wounds?

  56. avatar SouthAl says:

    “Better three hours too soon than a minute too late”-Shakespeare

  57. avatar SouthAl says:

    I’m not waiting for a nooner.

  58. avatar Nam62 says:

    I told you “Not Tonight!” I have a headache!

  59. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    “One guess, and one guess only-quickly!-without peeking at your wrist…………what time is it?”

    (as Culture Club’s ‘Time won’t give me time’ plays in the background.)

  60. avatar LHW says:

    Let’s bang like clockwork.

  61. avatar CJ Meyers says:

    38 39 whatever it takes…

  62. avatar DrewR55 says:

    Make that ‘beer thirty’ joke one more time!

  63. avatar Jeremy says:

    now take my clothes off, and don’t let me catch you wearing them again!

  64. avatar SouthAl says:

    Dying time is here.

  65. avatar Jeremy says:

    Heard you would prefer I had 38’s, well now I do!

  66. avatar bobby b says:

    I told her to buy a GLOCK and learn how to shoot, but I don’t think she heard me right.

  67. avatar SouthAl says:

    No timing problems with my revolver!

  68. avatar Steve says:

    check out my recoil pad

  69. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    Obsession: by Calvin Klein

    1. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:


      Abduction: by Calvin Klein

  70. avatar J says:

    Finally someone accurately depicted a woman’s attitude when it’s their “time of the month”.

  71. avatar LHW says:

    I said take your blue pill.

  72. avatar Aaronw says:

    “Employees are free to use the in house range but it has to be off the clock”

  73. avatar pieslapper says:

    Mary realized that the calm display of her revolver was much more effective in deterring potential rapists than the frantic waving of a rubber dildo.

  74. avatar pieslapper says:

    Bob had always thought his ex was crazy, but when she snapped he found that the restraining order was even less effective against potential incoming fire than a ‘gun free zone’ sign, he could at least hide behind that. His momma always said “don’t marry crazy…”, now he wished he had listened, or at least kept the pistol in the divorce.

  75. avatar Xcom says:

    Guns and Women, both timeless works of art.

  76. avatar IaMnOttHeHulk says:

    “Why, I carry at 6 O’Clock, between Thelma and Louise here”.

  77. avatar jwm says:

    Around the clock security, night shift.

  78. avatar Lance F says:

    “The real reason Bobby B’s comment won, and it’s about time…she needed a holster.”

  79. avatar Boba Fett says:

    “You buy me one more heart shaped necklace, I swear…”

  80. avatar jwm says:

    Mary might have heard the intruder coming and might have prevented her own murder if her hearing hadn’t been overwhelmed by the Tick, Tock of that giant damn clock.

  81. avatar PatG says:

    Does this gun make me look fat?

  82. avatar joe says:

    the shadow knows…..

  83. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Say Never Trump one more time!”

  84. avatar Kristen says:

    At that moment, knowing the children were upstairs and Tom was away at war Betty realized it was up to her to protect their home. As she aimed the old service revolver, time seemed to stand still.

  85. avatar Gregg says:

    Time seemed to stand still when Vanessa pulled out her piece. I couldn’t decide which was more dangerous, the broad or her Smith.

  86. avatar AJ in CA says:

    Time of death was between 5:25 and 8:40.

  87. avatar Martin B says:

    And if this here pea shooter don’t work, I’ll give you both barrels with these bazookas!

  88. avatar Henry says:

    “You should be more concerned about where *my* little hand is.”

  89. avatar pieslapper says:

    Donna now understood why her sociology professor was so rabidly anti campus carry. Thankfully she’d ignored his pathetic attempt at a ‘no Beretta’ sign and brought her trusty revolver to the meeting about ‘grades’ he’d asked her to attend. Today he would learn that no does in fact mean no.

  90. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    You can see what’s in my hand ,that time is on my side

  91. avatar ed says:

    in a forced whisper “You’ve stolen the hands from my clock, but you havn’t stolen my hands. No, and you havn’t stolen this eather, have you? Now give me back my clock parts and leave, before I get angery.”

  92. Say “Make me a sammich.” ONE MORE TIME!! (See what I did there..)

  93. avatar Lib lurker says:

    God made woman, mister, as you can plainly see. But Sam Colt made us equal. Goodbye.

  94. avatar Mike Betts says:

    A Glock? I thought you said you wanted a CLOCK.

  95. avatar Scott says:

    Put the Goddamn seat down!

  96. avatar vucla1 says:

    Oh! Great! My freakin’ hair is stuck in these clock hands and someone’s knocking down my bedroom door, again!

  97. What time is it?
    Time to change my shorts.

  98. “A Time To Kill” the original.

  99. Looks like I’m at the wrong place at the wrong time.

  100. 2A version of “Alice in Wonderland”

  101. Robert always says “nothing good ever happens after 2am”

  102. avatar navillus says:

    Hickory, dickory, dock.
    A hottie was guarding her clock.
    The clock struck seven,
    The perp went to heaven.
    Hickory, dickory, dock

  103. avatar Almost Esq. says:


  104. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Time, time, time is on my side, yes it is… “

  105. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    “your precious wall clock will be right twice a day forever more. don’t be late again.”

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