Home Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - September 16, 2016 114 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Bobby B took the honors last week. That means he’ll get to choose a brand new Black Arch holster for his favorite gun. If you’d like one too, enter the best caption for this pic in the comments by midnight Sunday. Good luck. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 114 COMMENTS Time to end this with a bang! Reply Hard to tell if it’s time to end this since you can’t see the hands on the clock! BTW, plea to RF – when you post these every week could you at least include a link to the previous week article so we can look up the picture and the comment that actually won? Bonus, it might give you some extra page clicks! Reply ya it’s too much to scroll back a full week of posts. and then roll down to find the winning comment. do like the new yorker (in this regard only) and include a thumbnail with the winning entry underneath the new contest image. btw, i believe that is a hammond (yup, the organ guy) clock. he designed the works to not restart after an electrical outage was restored, so that it would be more quickly determined that such had occurred. Reply “When I said ‘Hands!’ I didn’t mean you should take the ones off my clock!” Reply /;-D Or “Yes, officer, as my motion-activated camera proves, he got stupid at exactly 20 minutes to 8!” Reply Glad I’m not the only one trying to guess what time it is… Reply I’ll bet nobody under 35 can even read that clock. Hey! I resemble that comment! In an effort to increase sales, “Shooting Times” introduces their new “Page Five Girl.” Reply I’m olvating. Get in the bedroom, NOW! Reply “After 10, 2 and 4, I’ll still have three rounds left.” 🙂 Reply So, smart guy – still think you’re going to clean my clock? Reply She’s about to prove that .38 is better than 911. Reply “What time is it? It’s Shoot A Fool In The Ass O’clock. That’s what time it is.” Reply Time for a holdup! Reply “I said eat your damn dinner! Eat it!” Reply My daddy so wanted to see my wedding. It’s a shame he can’t be here. But he left me some CCI shotshells in his will… So needs must. Reply Yes, Reverend, he does… Reply I said it’s time for bed, NOW! Reply “You can wear the pants in the family. I’ll carry the gun.” Reply “Dummy. You brought a dick to a gunfight.” Reply One, Two, Three O’ Clock, Four O’Clock Glock…. Reply This revolver fires from a 12 o’clock cylinder position. Allow me to demonstrate. Reply Do I look in distress to you? Reply No means No! Reply Don’t come any closer, or I’ll be forced to pull the trigger and nothing will happen, because I forgot to cock a single action revolver! Reply UT campus carry success. Reply I told you to NOT TOUCH MY BRUSH! Reply She loved revolvers for their timeless simplicity and reliability Reply What time is it? Why, it’s .357 of course… Reply So you think my sister is pretty? Reply My mother told me not to wear white after Labor Day once……..ONCE! Reply No, Fairy Godmother. Two o’clock, NOT midnight! Reply My sister in law told me not to wear white after Labor Day once…….ONCE! Reply Is this Pussy Galore’s mom? Is the revolver gold plated? If so, like mother like daughter. Pussy Galore’s preferred gun was a gold plated S&W .45 ACP revolver in the movie Goldfinger. Reply “In my ass? I don’t think so mister”. Reply Not that it matters, but I vote for JWM’s “What time is it? It’s Shoot A Fool In The Ass O’clock. That’s what time it is.” with dh34’s “One, Two, Three O’ Clock, Four O’Clock Glock….” a close second. Reply I’m outta time, under the gun, and my back’s against the wall. It is clear as black and white. Reply Lady, you don’t have to hold a gun on me, I’m willing. Reply “I said show me the clock, not show me your cock, u nasty pervert” Reply “Go ahead Dice finish that dirty nursery rhyme I dare ya” Reply “is the blue pill working yet, because your time is about up” Reply What time is it? Time to die! Reply I said stay back I don’t have time for your nonsense Reply Times Up Reply “You’re LATE” Reply That thing’s been hard for over four hours. It’s time to put it out of it’s misery. Reply Rod Serling my ass, I got your Twilight Zone, right here! Reply I’m menstrating, i can plead insanity now!! Reply “Alright, just hold it right there mister… is that an IWB or are you just happy to see me?” Reply Liberal conversion moment. Reply (offscreen) “I’m not coming for your guns…trust me, Im Hillary Clinton, when have I ever lied” Reply Touch me and I’ll shoot your hands off; ask the clock. Reply “You’re damn straight my clock is ticking, now strip!” Reply I told you to your hands off my clock hands. Now you lose your hands. Reply Hammer time. Reply “I said be home for dinner by 6:30… what time is it now? Don’t get smart with me mister, I know I’m blocking your view of the clock.” Reply Time flies like a bullet Reply You don’t need a clock to know when it’s time to die. Reply “Those who know the value of time, use it in preparation for eternity”-Dugnet Reply “Baby, I can explain the lipstick on my shirt. The lipstick on my briefs will take a bit longer.” Reply Do you really want to see if time heals all wounds? Reply “Better three hours too soon than a minute too late”-Shakespeare Reply I’m not waiting for a nooner. Reply I told you “Not Tonight!” I have a headache! Reply “One guess, and one guess only-quickly!-without peeking at your wrist…………what time is it?” (as Culture Club’s ‘Time won’t give me time’ plays in the background.) Reply Let’s bang like clockwork. Reply 38 39 whatever it takes… Reply Make that ‘beer thirty’ joke one more time! Reply now take my clothes off, and don’t let me catch you wearing them again! Reply Dying time is here. Reply Heard you would prefer I had 38’s, well now I do! Reply I told her to buy a GLOCK and learn how to shoot, but I don’t think she heard me right. Reply No timing problems with my revolver! Reply check out my recoil pad Reply Obsession: by Calvin Klein Reply Or. Abduction: by Calvin Klein Reply Finally someone accurately depicted a woman’s attitude when it’s their “time of the month”. Reply I said take your blue pill. Reply “Employees are free to use the in house range but it has to be off the clock” Reply Mary realized that the calm display of her revolver was much more effective in deterring potential rapists than the frantic waving of a rubber dildo. Reply Bob had always thought his ex was crazy, but when she snapped he found that the restraining order was even less effective against potential incoming fire than a ‘gun free zone’ sign, he could at least hide behind that. His momma always said “don’t marry crazy…”, now he wished he had listened, or at least kept the pistol in the divorce. Reply Guns and Women, both timeless works of art. Reply “Why, I carry at 6 O’Clock, between Thelma and Louise here”. Reply Around the clock security, night shift. Reply “The real reason Bobby B’s comment won, and it’s about time…she needed a holster.” Reply “You buy me one more heart shaped necklace, I swear…” Reply Mary might have heard the intruder coming and might have prevented her own murder if her hearing hadn’t been overwhelmed by the Tick, Tock of that giant damn clock. Reply Does this gun make me look fat? Reply the shadow knows….. Reply “Say Never Trump one more time!” Reply At that moment, knowing the children were upstairs and Tom was away at war Betty realized it was up to her to protect their home. As she aimed the old service revolver, time seemed to stand still. Reply Time seemed to stand still when Vanessa pulled out her piece. I couldn’t decide which was more dangerous, the broad or her Smith. Reply Time of death was between 5:25 and 8:40. Reply And if this here pea shooter don’t work, I’ll give you both barrels with these bazookas! Reply “You should be more concerned about where *my* little hand is.” Reply Donna now understood why her sociology professor was so rabidly anti campus carry. Thankfully she’d ignored his pathetic attempt at a ‘no Beretta’ sign and brought her trusty revolver to the meeting about ‘grades’ he’d asked her to attend. Today he would learn that no does in fact mean no. Reply You can see what’s in my hand ,that time is on my side Reply in a forced whisper “You’ve stolen the hands from my clock, but you havn’t stolen my hands. No, and you havn’t stolen this eather, have you? Now give me back my clock parts and leave, before I get angery.” Reply Say “Make me a sammich.” ONE MORE TIME!! (See what I did there..) Reply God made woman, mister, as you can plainly see. But Sam Colt made us equal. Goodbye. Reply A Glock? I thought you said you wanted a CLOCK. Reply Put the Goddamn seat down! Reply Oh! Great! My freakin’ hair is stuck in these clock hands and someone’s knocking down my bedroom door, again! Reply What time is it? Time to change my shorts. Reply “A Time To Kill” the original. Reply Looks like I’m at the wrong place at the wrong time. Reply 2A version of “Alice in Wonderland” Reply Tick…Tock Reply Robert always says “nothing good ever happens after 2am” Reply Hickory, dickory, dock. A hottie was guarding her clock. The clock struck seven, The perp went to heaven. Hickory, dickory, dock Reply TIME TO DIE! Reply “Time, time, time is on my side, yes it is… “ Reply “your precious wall clock will be right twice a day forever more. don’t be late again.” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.