Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest by Dan Zimmerman | Jul 29, 2016 | 46 comments facebook twitter linkedin email RatInDaHat took last week’s honors. If you’d like a new Black Arch holster, enter the best caption for this pic in the comments by Sunday at midnight. Good luck. comments Stephen Pursley says: July 29, 2016 at 18:04 “See that thing over there? Kill it.” Reply jwm says: July 29, 2016 at 18:07 “The one on the right. The one with the glasses and clipboard. He’s in charge of wardrobe. We catch his ass on the parking lot at the end of the day and stomp him.” Reply jwm says: July 29, 2016 at 18:08 “Don’t worry about Chuck Norris. We got Jackie Chan on our side.” Reply Vhyrus says: July 29, 2016 at 18:11 What, next to the rabbit? Oh sorry, wrong movie. Reply peirsonb says: July 29, 2016 at 18:29 What? It IS the rabbit! Reply Rusty Chains says: July 29, 2016 at 19:46 Oh God, and me without my Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! Reply Jim says: July 29, 2016 at 18:11 I didn’t know Matt Damon was in this movie Reply jwm says: July 29, 2016 at 18:13 He’s off camera. He’s the fluffer. Reply Cliff H says: July 29, 2016 at 18:15 Ouch. Reply Rusty Chains says: July 29, 2016 at 18:27 Someone needs to explain to Matt that if it hurts, he ain’t doing it right. Cliff H says: July 29, 2016 at 18:13 I know it looks like a gila monster, but it’s really Zorg the Invincible! Try to shoot off his left antenna so he can’t see us. Reply imrambi says: July 29, 2016 at 18:14 That is what an anti gunner looks like Reply IaMnOttHeHulk says: July 29, 2016 at 18:15 See that over there, that’s a Womp Rat. I used to bag them in my T-16 before the Empire taxed by the mile, Now you’ll have to take him out with that pea-shooter, just dont let any Storm Troopers see ya! Reply dh34 says: July 29, 2016 at 18:15 Silly round eyes…bringing a .380 to a .45 fight… Reply jwm says: July 29, 2016 at 18:15 “Try not to shoot your eye out, kid.” Reply jwm says: July 29, 2016 at 18:17 “Don’t get penisy, kid, there’s more of them.” Reply Another Tom in Oregon says: July 29, 2016 at 18:20 Toilet paper holder goes over there. Put this Ming Dynasty action figure in the foyer. Reply Omer Baker says: July 29, 2016 at 18:21 LOOK OUT! ITS HEADING RIGHT FOR US!!! Reply pieslapper says: July 29, 2016 at 18:23 The ambiguously gay duo meet Ming the Merciless. Reply jwm says: July 29, 2016 at 18:32 “Oh, My.” Said in Sulu’s voice. Reply peirsonb says: July 29, 2016 at 18:24 There’s your target son, the one on the white pantsuit. Reply peirsonb says: July 29, 2016 at 18:31 Don’t worry soon, his plasma is only in the 40 megawatt range. Yours is in the 45 megawatt range. Reply Pascal says: July 29, 2016 at 18:40 Over there, is a man with a big knife, thankfully you have taken your gun to a knife fight. You know what to do — don’t miss this time. Reply 80 D says: July 29, 2016 at 18:40 No you don’t run down there and disintegrate one alien. You walk down there and disintegrate them all! Then Emperor Cato will clean up the mess. Reply strych9 says: July 29, 2016 at 18:42 When a Bernie Sanders supporter suddenly appeared it dawned on Tom as to why his son’s spirit guide for this quest was “Sum Ting Wong”. Reply Model 31 says: July 29, 2016 at 18:59 This time, use the full 40 watts setting… Reply DJ says: July 29, 2016 at 19:05 Is there a gun in your pants or… Reply Racerveza says: July 29, 2016 at 19:31 “You keep your backup bubble-gun on the SHIP?! I keep mine here in my codpiece. Everyone in the galaxy knows codpiece carry provides the fastest draw stroke and best concealment.” “Two words, earthlings. Cover. Garment.” Reply Lucas D. says: July 29, 2016 at 19:39 “Sorry to bother you, Mr. Takei, but is the Pride Festival over that way, or did we already pass it?” Reply Bollocks Troy says: July 29, 2016 at 19:43 Is that Brad Cooper over there at the DNC? Reply bastiches says: July 29, 2016 at 19:47 So go ahead and show Daddy’s business partner how you destroy our company’s droids. Reply Charles5 says: July 29, 2016 at 20:29 WTF am I wearing? Reply Mercutio says: July 29, 2016 at 20:36 ya know, the sad thing is I remember watch that series on TV…..sigh Reply Kroglikepie says: July 29, 2016 at 20:41 “He said China was in there, and he called me Mr. Burton”. Reply Soccerchainsaw says: July 29, 2016 at 21:09 Dialog from “Lassie in Space”: “Look Timmy, that’s the rat bastard that kicked Lassie down the well last night! Plug his sorry behind!” Reply Scott Cobun says: July 29, 2016 at 21:38 That guy is not winning. Shoot him. MAKE SPACE GREAT AGAIN. Reply jwm says: July 29, 2016 at 22:34 See, Billy. This is why you don’t get into the spaceship with the strange man even if he has puppies and candy. You wind up having to explain to the galactic police why you had to ray gun the pervert. You know this is going to go on your permanent record, right? Reply jimmy james says: July 30, 2016 at 09:13 Shoot the one on the left first. He has crazy eyes. Reply engineear says: July 30, 2016 at 09:36 Ask “Bullethead” if this is the right way. After Hillary got in the only bullet you can use must be mounted on one’s head. Reply Paul53 says: July 30, 2016 at 09:44 David Bowie was one of the first firearms instructors on many planets, using the name Major Tom. Reply jwm says: July 30, 2016 at 09:52 ‘Hi, my name is Larry. And this is my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl.” Reply jwm says: July 30, 2016 at 09:54 The 3 Wangs. A cheap Chinese knock off of the 3 stooges. Reply Klaus says: July 30, 2016 at 11:52 Mongolian in hat thinking: I knew you would want to see it for yourself. Man Pointing: Those guys ARE walking on the other guys chests. Boy with gun: One wrong move….. Reply Brett says: July 30, 2016 at 13:13 See that guy? His name is Harrison Ford, he’s a real Sci-fi movie actor. Reply LHW says: July 30, 2016 at 21:17 Cap dat fool. Reply Larry Beavers says: July 31, 2016 at 15:42 Who owns this pacifier? Reply Write a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.