Home Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - July 29, 2016 46 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RatInDaHat took last week’s honors. If you’d like a new Black Arch holster, enter the best caption for this pic in the comments by Sunday at midnight. Good luck. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 46 COMMENTS “See that thing over there? Kill it.” Reply “The one on the right. The one with the glasses and clipboard. He’s in charge of wardrobe. We catch his ass on the parking lot at the end of the day and stomp him.” Reply “Don’t worry about Chuck Norris. We got Jackie Chan on our side.” Reply What, next to the rabbit? Oh sorry, wrong movie. Reply What? It IS the rabbit! Reply Oh God, and me without my Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! Reply I didn’t know Matt Damon was in this movie Reply He’s off camera. He’s the fluffer. Reply Ouch. Reply Someone needs to explain to Matt that if it hurts, he ain’t doing it right. I know it looks like a gila monster, but it’s really Zorg the Invincible! Try to shoot off his left antenna so he can’t see us. Reply That is what an anti gunner looks like Reply See that over there, that’s a Womp Rat. I used to bag them in my T-16 before the Empire taxed by the mile, Now you’ll have to take him out with that pea-shooter, just dont let any Storm Troopers see ya! Reply Silly round eyes…bringing a .380 to a .45 fight… Reply “Try not to shoot your eye out, kid.” Reply “Don’t get penisy, kid, there’s more of them.” Reply Toilet paper holder goes over there. Put this Ming Dynasty action figure in the foyer. Reply LOOK OUT! ITS HEADING RIGHT FOR US!!! Reply The ambiguously gay duo meet Ming the Merciless. Reply “Oh, My.” Said in Sulu’s voice. Reply There’s your target son, the one on the white pantsuit. Reply Don’t worry soon, his plasma is only in the 40 megawatt range. Yours is in the 45 megawatt range. Reply Over there, is a man with a big knife, thankfully you have taken your gun to a knife fight. You know what to do — don’t miss this time. Reply No you don’t run down there and disintegrate one alien. You walk down there and disintegrate them all! Then Emperor Cato will clean up the mess. Reply When a Bernie Sanders supporter suddenly appeared it dawned on Tom as to why his son’s spirit guide for this quest was “Sum Ting Wong”. Reply This time, use the full 40 watts setting… Reply Is there a gun in your pants or… Reply “You keep your backup bubble-gun on the SHIP?! I keep mine here in my codpiece. Everyone in the galaxy knows codpiece carry provides the fastest draw stroke and best concealment.” “Two words, earthlings. Cover. Garment.” Reply “Sorry to bother you, Mr. Takei, but is the Pride Festival over that way, or did we already pass it?” Reply Is that Brad Cooper over there at the DNC? Reply So go ahead and show Daddy’s business partner how you destroy our company’s droids. Reply WTF am I wearing? Reply ya know, the sad thing is I remember watch that series on TV…..sigh Reply “He said China was in there, and he called me Mr. Burton”. Reply Dialog from “Lassie in Space”: “Look Timmy, that’s the rat bastard that kicked Lassie down the well last night! Plug his sorry behind!” Reply That guy is not winning. Shoot him. MAKE SPACE GREAT AGAIN. Reply See, Billy. This is why you don’t get into the spaceship with the strange man even if he has puppies and candy. You wind up having to explain to the galactic police why you had to ray gun the pervert. You know this is going to go on your permanent record, right? Reply Shoot the one on the left first. He has crazy eyes. Reply Ask “Bullethead” if this is the right way. After Hillary got in the only bullet you can use must be mounted on one’s head. Reply David Bowie was one of the first firearms instructors on many planets, using the name Major Tom. Reply ‘Hi, my name is Larry. And this is my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl.” Reply The 3 Wangs. A cheap Chinese knock off of the 3 stooges. Reply Mongolian in hat thinking: I knew you would want to see it for yourself. Man Pointing: Those guys ARE walking on the other guys chests. Boy with gun: One wrong move….. Reply See that guy? His name is Harrison Ford, he’s a real Sci-fi movie actor. Reply Cap dat fool. Reply Who owns this pacifier? Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.