Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest


RatInDaHat took last week’s honors. If you’d like a new Black Arch holster, enter the best caption for this pic in the comments by Sunday at midnight. Good luck.



  1. avatar Stephen Pursley says:

    “See that thing over there? Kill it.”

  2. avatar jwm says:

    “The one on the right. The one with the glasses and clipboard. He’s in charge of wardrobe. We catch his ass on the parking lot at the end of the day and stomp him.”

  3. avatar jwm says:

    “Don’t worry about Chuck Norris. We got Jackie Chan on our side.”

  4. avatar Vhyrus says:

    What, next to the rabbit? Oh sorry, wrong movie.

    1. avatar peirsonb says:

      What? It IS the rabbit!

      1. avatar Rusty Chains says:

        Oh God, and me without my Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

  5. avatar Jim says:

    I didn’t know Matt Damon was in this movie

    1. avatar jwm says:

      He’s off camera. He’s the fluffer.

      1. avatar Cliff H says:


        1. avatar Rusty Chains says:

          Someone needs to explain to Matt that if it hurts, he ain’t doing it right.

  6. avatar Cliff H says:

    I know it looks like a gila monster, but it’s really Zorg the Invincible! Try to shoot off his left antenna so he can’t see us.

  7. avatar imrambi says:

    That is what an anti gunner looks like

  8. avatar IaMnOttHeHulk says:

    See that over there, that’s a Womp Rat. I used to bag them in my T-16 before the Empire taxed by the mile, Now you’ll have to take him out with that pea-shooter, just dont let any Storm Troopers see ya!

  9. avatar dh34 says:

    Silly round eyes…bringing a .380 to a .45 fight…

  10. avatar jwm says:

    “Try not to shoot your eye out, kid.”

  11. avatar jwm says:

    “Don’t get penisy, kid, there’s more of them.”

  12. avatar Another Tom in Oregon says:

    Toilet paper holder goes over there. Put this Ming Dynasty action figure in the foyer.

  13. avatar Omer Baker says:


  14. avatar pieslapper says:

    The ambiguously gay duo meet Ming the Merciless.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      “Oh, My.” Said in Sulu’s voice.

  15. avatar peirsonb says:

    There’s your target son, the one on the white pantsuit.

  16. avatar peirsonb says:

    Don’t worry soon, his plasma is only in the 40 megawatt range. Yours is in the 45 megawatt range.

  17. avatar Pascal says:

    Over there, is a man with a big knife, thankfully you have taken your gun to a knife fight. You know what to do — don’t miss this time.

  18. avatar 80 D says:

    No you don’t run down there and disintegrate one alien. You walk down there and disintegrate them all!
    Then Emperor Cato will clean up the mess.

  19. avatar strych9 says:

    When a Bernie Sanders supporter suddenly appeared it dawned on Tom as to why his son’s spirit guide for this quest was “Sum Ting Wong”.

  20. avatar Model 31 says:

    This time, use the full 40 watts setting…

  21. avatar DJ says:

    Is there a gun in your pants or…

  22. avatar Racerveza says:

    “You keep your backup bubble-gun on the SHIP?! I keep mine here in my codpiece. Everyone in the galaxy knows codpiece carry provides the fastest draw stroke and best concealment.”

    “Two words, earthlings. Cover. Garment.”

  23. avatar Lucas D. says:

    “Sorry to bother you, Mr. Takei, but is the Pride Festival over that way, or did we already pass it?”

  24. avatar Bollocks Troy says:

    Is that Brad Cooper over there at the DNC?

  25. avatar bastiches says:

    So go ahead and show Daddy’s business partner how you destroy our company’s droids.

  26. avatar Charles5 says:

    WTF am I wearing?

  27. avatar Mercutio says:

    ya know, the sad thing is I remember watch that series on TV…..sigh

  28. avatar Kroglikepie says:

    “He said China was in there, and he called me Mr. Burton”.

  29. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    Dialog from “Lassie in Space”:

    “Look Timmy, that’s the rat bastard that kicked Lassie down the well last night! Plug his sorry behind!”

  30. avatar Scott Cobun says:

    That guy is not winning. Shoot him. MAKE SPACE GREAT AGAIN.

  31. avatar jwm says:

    See, Billy. This is why you don’t get into the spaceship with the strange man even if he has puppies and candy.

    You wind up having to explain to the galactic police why you had to ray gun the pervert.

    You know this is going to go on your permanent record, right?

  32. avatar jimmy james says:

    Shoot the one on the left first. He has crazy eyes.

  33. avatar engineear says:

    Ask “Bullethead” if this is the right way.

    After Hillary got in the only bullet you can use must be mounted on one’s head.

  34. avatar Paul53 says:

    David Bowie was one of the first firearms instructors on many planets, using the name Major Tom.

  35. avatar jwm says:

    ‘Hi, my name is Larry. And this is my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl.”

  36. avatar jwm says:

    The 3 Wangs. A cheap Chinese knock off of the 3 stooges.

  37. avatar Klaus says:

    Mongolian in hat thinking: I knew you would want to see it for yourself.
    Man Pointing: Those guys ARE walking on the other guys chests.
    Boy with gun: One wrong move…..

  38. avatar Brett says:

    See that guy? His name is Harrison Ford, he’s a real Sci-fi movie actor.

  39. avatar LHW says:

    Cap dat fool.

  40. avatar Larry Beavers says:

    Who owns this pacifier?

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