Home Contest Black Arch Holster Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest Black Arch Holster Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - July 1, 2016 98 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email The Other Tom in Oregon took last week’s prize. If you’d like a quality Black Arch Holster for your EDC gun, enter the best caption for this photo by Sunday at midnight. Post Views: 17 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 98 COMMENTS “Okay, we’ve covered this whole thing in cotton camo using this gigantic Q-tip. Next, we have to camouflage the tip of the round so they don’t see it coming.” Reply “Sometimes it’s shy and won’t come out when people are watching.” Reply “Fix it, schnell!” “Is it righty-tighty, lefty-loosey or the other way around?” Reply “Put a gun on the Hanomag, they said. It’s like having your own StuG they said… They’re not the ones having to load the damn thing.” Reply “In retrospect, the Wehrmacht experiments with large caliber muzzle loaders mounted to half tracks were not as combat effective as their advocates claimed. The duty of loader on such vehicles proved to be the least popular position in the Panzergrenadier regiments responsible for the field tests.” Reply “I telling you Fritz, I don’t sink it eez un muzzlelöder!” Reply “I think we’re gonna need a bigger swab!” Reply “Hey Fritz did you remember to clear the chamber?”, said Wilhem as he pulled the trigger. Reply “When we’re shooting at muzzies we lube the barrel with bacon fat, ‘cuz even allah likes the smell of bacon.” Reply “It’s OK. Hickok does it this way all the time.” Reply “Who says size doesn’t matter?” Reply What a time for a squib. Reply That’s what I was thinking! Reply Vy iss it alvays me! Lass time I gut shut in zee azz! Reply “Ramrodz Gun Swabs, now available in magnum sizes!” Reply You change the barrel next time comrade! Reply You change the barrel next time comrade! Reply Reminds me of my doctors visit after we invaded Amsterdam. Reply Pop off a round from your handgun. Let’s see how far he jumps…. Reply This should be the winner. Not a single one of these made me laugh until i read this one. Reply “No Hans! Frog lube does not mean ram live frogs down ze barrel!” Reply Were he to look up, he would realize that a comrade had gone mad, and if he delayed in his task he was to share the fate wished upon his enemies……. Reply We’ll be home by Christmas! Look at how easy it is, rolling across the land in Russia! Reply Shnell shnell Hanz!!! Reinigen Sie die panzer fass! Reply “we are from the government… we are here to help!” Reply How to stop car jacking honest officer the T34 pointed a gun at me! Reply Should we tell him what happened to the last loader? Reply “No, I didn’t need a tax stamp. ATF says it’s still a half-track until one of the tires goes flat, then that counts as being re-manufactured into a short-barreled tank.” Reply Damn it Rudolf, it is powder, patch, then ball! Reply “P-put it in, Hans.” Reply “Oh Yeah ! Who’s your daddy? Say my name!” Reply Giraldo at the Roast of Bob Saget FTW! “I cringed harder than watching my mom in a bukkake video…” Reply I don’t remember the “comedian” who said it, but this one makes me laugh… “Best day of my life was when I found my dad’s porn in the back of the closet. Worst day of my life was when I found my mom’s porn in the back of the video store.” Reply That’d be Anthony Jeselnik, guy is a riot if you like dark comedy. ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ is on Netflix. It is hilarious, if you like Jeselnik. Join the German army, they said. Apply for panzer training, they said. Russia in the springtime, they said. What’s the worst that could happen, they said. Reply “Damnit!! Someone go back to town and get a scheisseload of Hoppes!” Reply Quick, somebody switch this thing from suck to blow! Reply If ve ver Sowjets, zee Amerikaners vudd give us zee Shermannsz! Reply Corrective action for Hans failed late night custom powder load. Reply I told you we shoulda bought a boresnake Reply “Ach! I knew we should have sprung for the real stuff instead of canola oil!” Reply Max: “Ja, Klaus, ram it, ram it, ram it, just like back home with Magda.” Hans: “Who is Magda?’ Max: “Klaus’ dachshund.” Reply I never should’ve thrown away the manual. Reply “I could be safe at home in Dresden.” Reply Short arm inspection. Reply “You know, Hans, the corporal was a douche when he said it. But this does kind of remind me of your wife.” Reply Alas the German mobile sausage factory never caught on. Reply “We need that new cartridge technology!” Reply Three half wits in a half track Reply Anyone else smell vegetable oil? Reply “You see? I TOLD you that barrel extender was too small, Manfred!!” Reply “Stick that in Stalin’s pipe and smoke it, Hans!!!” Reply Okay, now hand me the duct tape! Reply No Hienz! The boresnake goes in the other way! Reply This is what happens when a kinder gentler military switches to paintballs Reply “Just the tip right?” Reply “Hit that stuck HP round harder! “Hans” Reply Pull out before it goes off. Reply Don’t pull the trigger, M’kay. Reply Well, there’s your problem. Reply My barrel is not short! We just came out of a cold stream! Reply “I was in the pool!!! There was shrinkage!!!” Reply Near the end of the war, things were going so badly for German troops that they were forced to use improvised ammunition. The frozen chicken rounds were particularly dangerous, due to the risk of salmonella. Reply pousser pousser pousser pousser Reply the captain will never think to look here for the asbach… Reply The Dutch Boys marked their kill every time they flattened a store selling Benjamin Moore. Reply You know that’s just Crisco, right. Reply Ok, I think we trapped the chipmunk, Now what? Reply I told the LT. rimed and rimless do not interchange!! Reply You sure the other guys heat their MREs like this Hans? Reply Make sure that potato is rammed tight before I light the hairspray. Reply I see that Hans is getting ready for the next PANZERFAUST-ING!! Reply The Producers nailed this one long ago: Springtime for Hitler and Germany Deutschland is happy and gay! Reply Don’t be stupid, be a schmarty, come und join der Nazi party! Reply You vould haf zu stuff die weinerschnitzel in der kannon fur your lunsch! Reply Say “It’s not a job, it’s an adventure” 1 more time Hans and I swear this ramrod goes down your throat. Reply ‘When can we start saying pew, pew, pew again?” Reply The thing that goes up is busted. Reply Its not the size of your cannon that matters, Its how you use it! Reply Switching to the uber-deadly .9mm barrel. Reply ? It was a one eyed one horned polka dotted people shooter. ? Reply Reloading a harpoon for The Great Landshark Hunt. Reply It’s verstucken, now what? Reply Frank, this is going to hurt a little. Reply “the ‘bang!’ banner hasn’t been unfurling lately…” Reply It was not until now that Hansel realized what the panzer division recruiter meant by the phrase ” you will be ramming more than you could ever dream” Reply I told you not to rub your tube against those loose tracks down at the motor pool. Reply Why are the slavic sub humans rolling in brand new t-34’s and we master racers are using this cobbled together shit? Reply 101.6 That and the spots… Ja, it’s caught the Flecktarn. Reply Fritz, Gunther! Hold my beer and watch this! Reply “Oh you. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you. Oh you…..” “Shut the fuck up, Carl.” Reply NOT…the whole I envisioned stuffing on R&R. Reply You know why the German half track had white spots all over it? Cause those Russians kept coming…….. Reply Again with them negative waves, Moriarity. Reply DAMNIT!!!!! I said clean it, not make love to it!!! Reply Wait, Fritz stuck his what in the barrel? Reply Dis is vun helleva time to break in a new barrel. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.