You may remember Charleston, West Virgina Mayor Danny Jones for the on-air hoplophobic hissy fit he threw last year. It was nothing if not entertaining. Well, hizzoner — who views gun owners with the same contempt some Colorado legislators have for rape victims — is at it again, this time expressing his considered opinion that the People of the Gun have a sexual relationship with their firearms. Best of all, he illustrated the point while rubbing himself suggestively…in front of a little girl. Oops. Jones put on his autoerotic pantomime while waiting for the results of his reelection primary (which he won). Don’t say you didn’t know, Charlestonians.