Weekend Photo Caption Contest by Dan Zimmerman | May 25, 2012 | 32 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments SkyMan77 says: May 25, 2012 at 17:07 Don’t call 911, it’s just a minor flesh wound…. Reply Ben Eli says: May 25, 2012 at 17:12 Reports of white male with gunshot wounds near corner of 45th and Washington, show ambulance responding. Oh…wait…no…its just Steve. Damn it, someone tell Steve to put on a shirt. Reply fuzzy says: May 25, 2012 at 17:14 Here we see our next case, Dick. He’s developed a curious form of stigmata known as d-bagmata. Reply Mike OFWG says: May 25, 2012 at 17:25 “That’s a Charter Arms Bulldog, and you’ve had your five” Reply cmd says: May 25, 2012 at 17:30 Out of 132 rounds fired by seven NYPD officers, the suspect was hit five times. Reply Corkis says: May 25, 2012 at 17:46 That stupid spider won’t stay still. Just let me get one more shot at it. Reply freeport56 says: May 25, 2012 at 17:52 No, no! You shoot Zombies in the Head! Reply Aharon says: May 25, 2012 at 17:53 Year 2015: President Metrosexual has declared that all existing tattoos with images of guns, ammo, and bullet holes are not covered by the Bill of Rights and must be registered. Artists are now banned from creating any new violence themed tattoos. Reply Vermin says: May 25, 2012 at 18:06 I blame stand your ground laws. Reply AJ says: May 25, 2012 at 18:07 You should see the other guy. Reply AJ says: May 25, 2012 at 18:18 evidence number 122, noting once more spirit animals are bullet proof. Reply Sam Wright says: May 25, 2012 at 18:20 Did I fire 5 shots or 6? Do you feel lucky punk? Reply Aaron says: May 25, 2012 at 20:50 Ah… I did a variant of yours because I didn’t see it at first… nicely done! 🙂 Reply woot says: May 25, 2012 at 18:24 lol, no problem. Only 9mm. Reply TTACer says: May 25, 2012 at 18:37 Fiddy Cent’s complexion looks much darker in his videos. Reply Ralph says: May 25, 2012 at 18:54 This is what happens on the South Side of Chicago when you don’t pay for your tattoos. Reply Bob says: May 25, 2012 at 19:10 No comment. Sorry. The bullet-hole tattos are just so bizarre. I can’t think of anything snarky to say about them. Reply Parthenon says: May 25, 2012 at 19:30 I’m not alone! Reply sam says: May 25, 2012 at 19:33 Yo, can you do dis with your abs? Didn’t think so fool. Now someone call a doctor Reply gemalo says: May 25, 2012 at 20:15 Justice for Trayvon, x five! Reply Aaron says: May 25, 2012 at 20:48 Dirty Harry get his answer… in ink. Reply Aaron says: May 25, 2012 at 20:50 Dirty Harry gets his answer… in ink (sorry for duplicate… I couldn’t edit the prior post) Reply SD3 says: May 25, 2012 at 21:18 …that can be arranged… Reply Will says: May 25, 2012 at 21:45 *singing La Roux* “Next time baby, I’ll be bullet proof!” Reply LeftShooter says: May 25, 2012 at 23:20 Damned tattoos are hard to hit, nevermind “erase!” Reply Bill F says: May 26, 2012 at 00:45 3 amigos: “Jose, hold up your hat!” Reply LongPurple says: May 26, 2012 at 00:45 Come up a handful of clicks and try for the dragon. Reply girlswithguns says: May 26, 2012 at 11:51 Who wants to play “connect the dots?” Reply Joe says: May 26, 2012 at 11:59 Dead man walking! Reply Mark says: May 26, 2012 at 12:05 You call that a group, punk? Reply Scooter says: May 26, 2012 at 13:24 “The Itsy-Bitsy Spider crawled up the inked-up punk with deep-seated issues hidden behind a pseudo-masculine facade of animal totem body art and an attempt and indicating a fearless nature by mockery of fatal gunshot wounds…” I guess that doesn’t rhyme, huh? Reply Kirk says: May 27, 2012 at 20:18 “Tis but a scratch.” -“A scratch? You been shot 5 times!” “No I haven’t.” -“Well what’s that?” “I’ve had worse.” Reply Write a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.