Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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  1. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Don’t call 911, it’s just a minor flesh wound….

  2. avatar Ben Eli says:

    Reports of white male with gunshot wounds near corner of 45th and Washington, show ambulance responding. Oh…wait…no…its just Steve. Damn it, someone tell Steve to put on a shirt.

  3. avatar fuzzy says:

    Here we see our next case, Dick. He’s developed a curious form of stigmata known as d-bagmata.

  4. avatar Mike OFWG says:

    “That’s a Charter Arms Bulldog, and you’ve had your five”

  5. avatar cmd says:

    Out of 132 rounds fired by seven NYPD officers, the suspect was hit five times.

  6. avatar Corkis says:

    That stupid spider won’t stay still. Just let me get one more shot at it.

  7. avatar freeport56 says:

    No, no! You shoot Zombies in the Head!

  8. avatar Aharon says:

    Year 2015:

    President Metrosexual has declared that all existing tattoos with images of guns, ammo, and bullet holes are not covered by the Bill of Rights and must be registered. Artists are now banned from creating any new violence themed tattoos.

  9. avatar Vermin says:

    I blame stand your ground laws.

  10. avatar AJ says:

    You should see the other guy.

  11. avatar AJ says:

    evidence number 122, noting once more spirit animals are bullet proof.

  12. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Did I fire 5 shots or 6? Do you feel lucky punk?

    1. avatar Aaron says:

      Ah… I did a variant of yours because I didn’t see it at first… nicely done! 🙂

  13. avatar woot says:

    lol, no problem. Only 9mm.

  14. avatar TTACer says:

    Fiddy Cent’s complexion looks much darker in his videos.

  15. avatar Ralph says:

    This is what happens on the South Side of Chicago when you don’t pay for your tattoos.

  16. avatar Bob says:

    No comment.

    Sorry. The bullet-hole tattos are just so bizarre. I can’t think of anything snarky to say about them.

    1. avatar Parthenon says:

      I’m not alone!

  17. avatar sam says:

    Yo, can you do dis with your abs? Didn’t think so fool. Now someone call a doctor

  18. avatar gemalo says:

    Justice for Trayvon, x five!

  19. avatar Aaron says:

    Dirty Harry get his answer… in ink.

  20. avatar Aaron says:

    Dirty Harry gets his answer… in ink

    (sorry for duplicate… I couldn’t edit the prior post)

  21. avatar SD3 says:

    …that can be arranged…

  22. avatar Will says:

    *singing La Roux* “Next time baby, I’ll be bullet proof!”

  23. avatar LeftShooter says:

    Damned tattoos are hard to hit, nevermind “erase!”

  24. avatar Bill F says:

    3 amigos: “Jose, hold up your hat!”

  25. avatar LongPurple says:

    Come up a handful of clicks and try for the dragon.

  26. avatar girlswithguns says:

    Who wants to play “connect the dots?”

  27. avatar Joe says:

    Dead man walking!

  28. avatar Mark says:

    You call that a group, punk?

  29. avatar Scooter says:

    “The Itsy-Bitsy Spider crawled up the inked-up punk with deep-seated issues hidden behind a pseudo-masculine facade of animal totem body art and an attempt and indicating a fearless nature by mockery of fatal gunshot wounds…” I guess that doesn’t rhyme, huh?

  30. avatar Kirk says:

    “Tis but a scratch.”

    -“A scratch? You been shot 5 times!”

    “No I haven’t.”

    -“Well what’s that?”

    “I’ve had worse.”

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Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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  1. avatar racer88 says:

    “Canon meets cannon.”

    OK… declaring myself as the winner! 😉

  2. avatar Moonshine7102 says:

    “This isn’t comfortable at all. I need a new shoulder-thing-that-goes-up.”

  3. avatar GG says:

    Any last words, satan?

  4. avatar DrewR55 says:

    “Praise God and pass the ammunition.”

    “Bring a shotgun to your daughter’s wedding ceremony and see what happens.”

    “He said an eye for an eye.”

  5. avatar O.N. says:

    Father Igor at a Pride Parade.

    Kicking the money-changers out of the temple (oy vey!).

    Hasta La Vista, Joel Osteen!

  6. avatar Adam D says:

    Father, Son, and Holy “Ghost Recon”

    1. avatar huck says:

      Very nice.

  7. avatar Jonathan says:

    “Christianity: We now offer circumcision from 200 yards”

  8. avatar Gabriel says:

    Friar Tuck traded in his staff on something a little better.

  9. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Try and take my Nativity Scene will you…. you Freedom from Religion Devils!!!

  10. avatar imrambi says:

    Come to confession or else….

  11. avatar DrewR55 says:

    In Soviet Russia Church schedules meeting with God for you.

  12. avatar Jason says:

    Wow!, that gun is Holy — and not just the heat shield.

  13. avatar Joe nobody says:

    Behold! The power of God!

  14. avatar Mike OFWG says:

    Did you say Vicar, or Vickers?

  15. avatar Charlie Taylor says:

    See, this is what we got in case communism comes back.

  16. avatar NR says:

    Father, Father! The Presbyterians are coming!

  17. avatar Gunuck says:

    Battle Pope’s new sidekick?

  18. avatar Ralph says:

    On my watch, nobody beats the bishop. Nobody.

  19. avatar tdiinva says:

    Bless the gifts we are about to shoot from your bounty.

  20. avatar pair-o-dee says:

    Bless this, forgive that, pray for those – I’m sick of it. Today someone dies.

  21. avatar BLAMMO says:

    WHADAYAMEAN, it’s unorthadox?!!

  22. avatar ready, fire,aim says:

    so…..not contributing to the collection plate this week huh……
    or
    your son said i did what to him???……

  23. avatar GunZ4fun says:

    I’ll Bless you!!!

    Sometime contrition just isn’t enough.

    Call me an Infidel one more time.

    These bacon fat lubricated bullets have miraculous accuracy.

  24. avatar Ajax says:

    Probably not what they meant when they said “You’re going to need a priest if you shoulder fire that.”

  25. avatar John says:

    Exorcism…….. Catholic style

  26. avatar Chris Dumm says:

    Fr. Possenti was eager to demonstrate the proper use of the holy relics of St. John Browning.

  27. avatar Joe says:

    Fed up with low Sunday attendance, Father Anton employs drastic measures to ensure the heathens will be on time and in their seats for mass.

  28. avatar Adam D says:

    The day the Catholics misunderstood BMG to stand for Baptist Machine Gun…

    Or Blasphemy Machine Gun

    Or Big Mother-Mary Gun

  29. avatar Paul says:

    O. M. G. !, I love this thing.

  30. avatar Mr. Lion says:

    “Good, bad… I’m the guy with the gun.”

  31. avatar Tom says:

    Repent and be baptized every one of you in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ!….or perish in your sin!

  32. avatar del says:

    Padre! I was calling on the Madonna for help, not the Ma Deuce!

  33. avatar Mike says:

    “Well now, did I fire 5 or did I fire 6…… Now ask your self, do you feel lucky punk ….. Well do ya'” Father Dimapollis relives his secret passion as a Eastwood impersonator.

  34. avatar SRMC says:

    So this is what replaced the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

  35. avatar Matt in AZ says:

    “Yes lord, I’ll sort this mess.”

  36. avatar kalel666 says:

    The power of Christ compels you! Well, that and two to the chest.

  37. avatar ebd10 says:

    “Okay Hadji, you wanted a ‘Holy War?’ Now you’ve got one!”

  38. avatar Mike F says:

    Hey Satan! Say hello to my little friend!

  39. avatar Splashman says:

    Anyone else want to crack a joke about young boys?

  40. avatar Bruce W. Krafft says:

    LIVE! From the Coliseum! It was Lions 7, Christians 0 at the half, but now the Christians have brought in their secret weapon . . .

  41. avatar thefanboyofallthingsanticommunist says:

    Mass shooter finally caught in the middle east.

  42. avatar Tarrou says:

    In Soviet Russia, religion suppresses YOU!

  43. avatar bob says:

    If sombody questions his existace one more time they’re gonna get to meet him

  44. avatar pwrtrip99 says:

    NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!

  45. avatar Silver says:

    Guns, religion, and soldiers all in the same pic. Instant liberal head-exploder.

    That’s not a caption, just thinking it.

  46. avatar Ross says:

    This is what Orthodox Priests do to other Priests that mess with alter boys in Russia.

  47. avatar Don says:

    “let god sort them out”

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