Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - May 25, 2012 32 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: It’s All Relative Edition Chicago’s Public Defender: Police Are Abusing Anti-Gun Laws, Targeting Minorities Gun Owners After FBI Raid on Trump’s Florida Home: Welcome to the DOJ Party, Pal 32 COMMENTS Don’t call 911, it’s just a minor flesh wound…. Reply Reports of white male with gunshot wounds near corner of 45th and Washington, show ambulance responding. Oh…wait…no…its just Steve. Damn it, someone tell Steve to put on a shirt. Reply Here we see our next case, Dick. He’s developed a curious form of stigmata known as d-bagmata. Reply “That’s a Charter Arms Bulldog, and you’ve had your five” Reply Out of 132 rounds fired by seven NYPD officers, the suspect was hit five times. Reply That stupid spider won’t stay still. Just let me get one more shot at it. Reply No, no! You shoot Zombies in the Head! Reply Year 2015: President Metrosexual has declared that all existing tattoos with images of guns, ammo, and bullet holes are not covered by the Bill of Rights and must be registered. Artists are now banned from creating any new violence themed tattoos. Reply I blame stand your ground laws. Reply You should see the other guy. Reply evidence number 122, noting once more spirit animals are bullet proof. Reply Did I fire 5 shots or 6? Do you feel lucky punk? Reply Ah… I did a variant of yours because I didn’t see it at first… nicely done! 🙂 Reply lol, no problem. Only 9mm. Reply Fiddy Cent’s complexion looks much darker in his videos. Reply This is what happens on the South Side of Chicago when you don’t pay for your tattoos. Reply No comment. Sorry. The bullet-hole tattos are just so bizarre. I can’t think of anything snarky to say about them. Reply I’m not alone! Reply Yo, can you do dis with your abs? Didn’t think so fool. Now someone call a doctor Reply Justice for Trayvon, x five! Reply Dirty Harry get his answer… in ink. Reply Dirty Harry gets his answer… in ink (sorry for duplicate… I couldn’t edit the prior post) Reply …that can be arranged… Reply *singing La Roux* “Next time baby, I’ll be bullet proof!” Reply Damned tattoos are hard to hit, nevermind “erase!” Reply 3 amigos: “Jose, hold up your hat!” Reply Come up a handful of clicks and try for the dragon. Reply Who wants to play “connect the dots?” Reply Dead man walking! Reply You call that a group, punk? Reply “The Itsy-Bitsy Spider crawled up the inked-up punk with deep-seated issues hidden behind a pseudo-masculine facade of animal totem body art and an attempt and indicating a fearless nature by mockery of fatal gunshot wounds…” I guess that doesn’t rhyme, huh? Reply “Tis but a scratch.” -“A scratch? You been shot 5 times!” “No I haven’t.” -“Well what’s that?” “I’ve had worse.” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.