Twenty-one-year-old Missourians are allowed to buy a handgun. But they can’t carry it in public until they’re 23. Why and how and when did THAT happen? Don’t ask ozarksfirst.com. They’re too busy doing the journalistically farcical vox populi deal—a heinously manipulative media technique that’s normally the purview of bubble-headed bleached blonds on local TV news. Oh wait; it’s a transcript, and Ms. Williams isn’t blond (as of writing). So . . . “We asked people their opinions about this gun legislation,” Jessica Williams reveals, cleverly hiding her degree in Statistical Analysis. “And got a lot of different answers. ‘I grew up with guns, I think everyone should know how to use it,’ said Greg Pettus. ‘I don’t like it, I think it should be as high as possible. It just makes me really uncomfortable that people of a younger age could carry guns and not know about it,’ said Samantha Alcozer.” What about older people?
