A well-equipped moron was unceremoniously apprehended over the weekend, at the Asheville, NC airport, where he was apparently ready, willing and able to go President-hunting. He was equipped with a sedan sporting Ohio plates, LED squad car-style lights on the front and rear dash, a dash cam, four antennae on the trunk lid, and a working siren. Translation: wheels tricked out like an unmarked police vehicle.
Here’s the best part. His name is McVey.
Seriously? I’m surprised the Secret Service wasn’t all over this guy before he reached the airport, from his name alone. (I don’t think going after white guys with unfortunate choices in last names qualifies as “racial profiling,” but I could be wrong.)