It’s An AR-15… It’s An AK-47… No Media, It’s An SKS

Another day, another assassination attempt on former President Trump. Have you ever predicted something, prayed you’d be wrong, then begrudgingly found out you nailed it? That’s what it feels like to see two deranged trash buckets try to take Donald Trump’s life in as many months. Fortunately, the picture being painted is that nobody who … Read more

Latest Would-Be Trump Assassin Broke Numerous Gun Laws

The second would-be presidential assassin in just two months should never have possessed a firearm because of his status as a convicted felon.  Ryan Wesley Routh, 58, has an arrest history showing more than 100 contacts with law enforcement going back to the 1990s, which includes both felony and misdemeanor convictions.   Routh reportedly smiled and … Read more

Secret Service Is Probably Right About Outdoor Rallies

It’s comforting to think that professionals and experts have a firm handle on the things we entrust them with. We want doctors who cure sickness, politicians who understand the issues and make informed decisions on our behalf and car companies that make safe cars for example. But, as one gets older, it doesn’t take very … Read more

Media: Stop Calling Idiot Shooters “Snipers”

In the aftermath of the attempted assassination of Trump, one thing happened that didn’t surprise me at all: people calling the shooter a “sniper.” There was also plenty of other dumb stuff said by “experts” on social media and in the media, as usual, like saying that an AR-15 is especially deadly at long range, … Read more

Let’s Not Give The Shooter What He Wanted

Details are still coming out after an attempted assassination of former President Trump, but one thing we’re sadly already seeing are people on all sides trying to peddle the usual nonsense. Conspiracy theories, blaming broad swaths of societies for what one person ultimately did, and general hatred are already floating around. I know most readers … Read more

Providence or Luck? Trump Dodges a Bullet…Mostly

Speaking to Fox News following the attempted assassination Saturday of former President Donald Trump, Israeli Special Ops veteran Aaron Cohen may have said it best. “God must have been watching down on the president,” he said. “Snipers are typically trained to shoot into the cerebral cortex of the cerebellum at the top of the brain … Read more

Argentinian Vice-President Kirchner Survives Assassination Attempt When A Cartridge Fails to Fire

Argentina’s Vice-President narrowly survived an assassination attempt at point-blank range thanks to an apparent cartridge misfire. The incident took place Thursday evening when Vice President of Argentina, Cristina Fernández de Kirchner emerged from her car at her residence. She began to shake hands with admirers and supporters. Her security detail missed not only any pre-violence … Read more

Stupid People Tricks: McVey Edition


A well-equipped moron was unceremoniously apprehended over the weekend, at the Asheville, NC airport, where he was apparently ready, willing and able to go President-hunting. He was equipped with a sedan sporting Ohio plates, LED squad car-style lights on the front and rear dash, a dash cam, four antennae on the trunk lid, and a working siren. Translation: wheels tricked out like an unmarked police vehicle.

Here’s the best part. His name is McVey.

Seriously? I’m surprised the Secret Service wasn’t all over this guy before he reached the airport, from his name alone. (I don’t think going after white guys with unfortunate choices in last names qualifies as “racial profiling,” but I could be wrong.)

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