Home Media Quote of the Day: Photodegraded, Molecularized Plastics Edition Media Quote of the Day: Photodegraded, Molecularized Plastics Edition By Dan Zimmerman - July 6, 2013 20 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ “In the future, your gun will talk to you — and it’ll be kind of an asshole.” – Rob Bricken in Talking guns, cars with wings and living A/Cs? Welcome to Ballistic [at io9.com] ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR No, Rob Pincus Does Not Agree With Joe Biden on Warning Shots or Cops ‘Shooting to Kill’ Lott: Entertainment Media’s Anti-Gun Message Slants the Gun Control Debate and Endangers Law-Abiding Americans ‘Too Many Guns’: Professional Anti-Gun Apostate Ryan Busse Should Give Up His Firearms First 20 COMMENTS If my guns talked to me, they’d probably be saying “Shoot us!!!!” “Why don’t you shoot us as much as you used to? 🙁 damn ammo shortage Reply My guns would be saying “Fire us”. Shooting them would be dangerous, all those ricochets 🙂 Reply Let’s keep talking guns in the cartoons, couldn’t stand to be laughed at by my own gun if I missed. Reply Why not talking firearms? hell we have talking politicians. Reply The talking politicians are a lot more dangerous than any talking gun could be. Reply This …. is the pinnacle of “Smart Gun” evolution. Reply I’m reminded of Phil Foglio’s “Buck Godot” comic, in which a character (The Pistol Packin’ Polaris Packrat) has two talking laser pistols, “Smith”, and “Wesson”…. Reply Oh great, Im kind of an @&&hole. Maybe we will cancel eachother out. Reply Likely too nerdy for most here, but in the old game “Baldur’s Gate II” there was a secret talking sword called Lilarcor that would chide you relentlessly in the voice of an obnoxious frat boyish voice if you weren’t killing or hacking at people with it. . . . Let me tell you, after an hour of hearing that, I can say talking guns are a bad idea. Reply Borderlands 2 has talking guns. One of them nags you constantly about being a terrible person (when you reload, it screaches, “AT LEAST YOU AREN’T KILLING PEOPLE FOR A WHILE”). Another loves when you shoot (“RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT”). Funny, but definitely grate after awhile. Reply Yup, I remember those, they were pretty funny but most of them have crappy stats anyways so I just switched to something else before I got tired of listening to them. Reply http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stormbringer Reply Blue Oyster Cult Black Blade I’ve got this feeling my luck is none too good. This sword here at my side don’t act the way it should. Keeps calling me its master, I feel like its slave. Hurling me faster and faster, to an early early grave. etc. etc. ad nauseum Reply Talking guns? No way. If I want a steely little loudmouth to break my [email protected], I’ll get married. Reply Talking guns eh? Jeez, I hope not. Are any of my guns girls and will they talk? I really hope not. Reply NY rapper Nas already wrote a rap about a talking gun in 1996 called “I Gave You Power” where he aptly observed that the life of being an object that is used by everyone sucks. http://rapgenius.com/Nas-i-gave-you-power-lyrics Yeah, I bet if guns could talk, they’d be pretty damn grouchy. Or yeah, a-holes. WHAT’S UP WITH THIS CHEAP AMMO? STOP CLEANING ME AGAIN! HOW COME YOU NEVER TAKE ME OUT ANYMORE? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WOOD… GRIPS. Reply Mine would taunt me constantly. “You call that a group?” “My grandma could shoot better than that, and I don’t even HAVE a grandma!” “Aim for the CENTER of the target, Hawkeye!” “William Tell you ain’t.” “How bout you sell me to someone who KNOWS WHAT THE HELL THEY’RE DOING?” Reply “Butch’s GUN is a very powerful, but clearly psychotic, living weapon — it can talk, make decisions, and move on its own. It’s addicted to a number of illicit substances, including Butch’s adrenalin. The Gun is full of bad ideas.” Hmmmmm. I wonder what the author’s views are on guns In Real Life? Reply Having a S&W model 29 that could rattle off Dirty Harry quips would make it all worth it. Reply It wouldnt be too bad, They could have different personalities. Glock = Street smart ghetto person(talks in slang and things like that) AK = Drunken russian stereotype motivating its user for the glory of Motherland AR = wannabe operator/mall ninja M1A and Garand = Drill sergeant SMLE = stereotypical english accent and wording ( I.E :”Lets have at it old chap!”) S&W = would make Dirty Harry quips,puns and speeches Anything belt fed = Typical grunt who shouts: ” Get some! Get some!” while firing Any expensive bolt action sniper rifle = cold English accent Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.