HO HO HO: Santa Gets His Carry Permit Causing Snowflakes To Melt

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Lo and behold, someone at the El Paso County Sheriff’s Office photographed jolly old St. Nick getting his carry license. However, learning of Santa’s newly enhanced defensive capabilities has caused some delicate little snowflakes to melt down in a fit of fist-clenching rage. Santa Claus carries a lot of expensive … Read more