Lindsay Lohan ♥ Guns?

At TTAG, we really don’t care who likes or doesn’t like guns. Not our problem. And celebrity gossip is not our thing. The ONLY reason (and I mean the only reason) we find this newsworthy is that La Lohan has made our Irresponsible Gun Owner of the Day feature (twice!), only to subsequently deny, deny, deny that she’s ever owned a gun in the past all the way up to today. From that point of view, this becomes (to paraphrase Elaine on Seinfeld) “TTAG-worthy.” Just so’s you’ll know, we don’t relish getting down in the mud on this one, and for those of you who are afraid TTAG is going the way of Yellow Journalism and Tabloid trash, fear not. With that out of the way, we came by a tip that the starlet voted Most Likely to Trash Herself and Her Career Faster Than You Can Say “Dana Plato” is telling one whopper of a fib when she claimed she and guns don’t mix . . .

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Lindsay Lohan Pulls the Trigger on Gun Porn

Let’s get one thing straight. The gun in this photo is not IN erstwhile actress Lindsay Lohan’s mouth. It’s in front of her lips. No doubt celebrity photog Tyler Shields told The Double L From Hell to blow across the top of the barrel, as melodramatists are wont to do. Anyway, “It’s not softcore porn hunny, it’s called ART,” the “Mean Girls” actress told her Twitterlings. Personally, I like my porn hunny on toast. Or whatever. But calling this picture “art” is like calling the Pieta a lawn ornament. And never mind Lohan’s fabled lack of control on the drug front; what of her lack of trigger discipline? Any guesses what weapon’s stuck to her Botox? Anyway, here’s the unintentional gun pun of the week. “I don’t know why I am such a target,” Lohan spilled to a Los Angeles radio station, “but I think there’s a big misconception of who I am as a person.” Well I’m glad that’s cleared up, then.

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