The other night, I caught the last half of the latest Punisher flick on satellite. It was possibly the most graphically violent movie I’ve ever seen. The special effects guys when into some kind of orgy of exploding squibs and blood packs, with countless faces blown away by virtue of automatic weapons, shotguns, and some kind of fist shield that allowed Frank Castle to put his fist completely through a bad guy’s face with a single punch. Let’s just say that this movie made Saving Private Ryan look like Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood.
Then, lo and behold, the next morning I saw an article on Cracked.com about 15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys. Number One with a Bullet (no pun intended) was a Punisher Shape Shifter Crotch Rocket. Sometimes, there are not words…
