I’m sad to say that this monstrosity comes from my adopted home state of Texas. This used to be a Maverick 88 pump action shotgun, until Superman vomited all over it. According to the current movie, that isn’t an S, it’s the Kryptonese symbol for hope. I can only hope I never see another firearm quite this hideous again. If you hurry, you can still own this eyesore (and possibly put it out of its misery) for the low, low price of $400. Which is about $200 more than it’s worth. Scratch that — $300 more than it’s worth. Yeesh. [h/t Reddit]