I hate zombies. Not zombies themselves, obviously. I hate the idea of zombies. Not hate as in “I want to kill zombies” or “zombies must die.” At a certain point in one’s evolution from childhood to taxpayer, hating on a fictional concept is a bit retarded. But if gun owners feel the need to fixate on a make-believe boogieman to exercise the “Will it die?” part of their brain, what’s wrong with imaginary biker gangs? Mexican drug thugs? Communists? Smurf collectors? Aliens? Something, anything that A) moves faster than a Thorazined octogenarian and B) has even the tiniest chance of posing an actual risk. That said, you can’t blame the taste-challenged firearms folks at TALO for jumping on the pre-Halloween undead bandwagon. This little gem (price TBA) will come with ZOM serial number prefixes and Hornaday .380 “Zombie” ammo. Shot placement people. Shot placement.