Dan the Man heard a rumor on Fox News, attributed to former New Hampshire Governor John Sununu: if Donald J. Trump gets the GOP nomination to face a wounded Hillary Rodham Clinton or Bernie No Middle Name Sanders (as is) gets the Democratic nomination, billionaire ballistic bully boy Michael Bloomberg could jump in as an independent third party candidate. What’s the right word for that? Nooooooooooooooo! The only upside to this nightmare scenario: Bloomberg might burn millions — that he would otherwise spend on civilian disarmament — and lose credibility.