We’re sure you’re positively overjoyed with your half of the new his and hers hoodie/footie pajamas set your better half bought for the two of you. And don’t forget to wear that new sweater to your aunt’s yuletide get-together later this afternoon. Tis the season after all.
But if we know The People of the Gun, there was at least something ballistically related under the tree with your name on it this morning. Or maybe in your stocking. So tell us about it. What did you get for Christmas?