“Still, I will continue to support as many gun restrictions as our trigger-happy nation will allow, though losing the right to keep shooting might cause a tear to roll down my lead-exposed face. Maybe I should be more paranoid, but for now, the only personal protection I will have in my house will have four sets of claws and respond to the name ‘Kitty.'” – Allison Peryea in Test Case: I Hate Guns. I Joined a Club and Learned How to Shoot Handguns. [at abovethelaw.com]