A TTAG reader writes:
I was in the parking lot of a local park, when a woman in a Subaru parked, disgorged her large dog and allowed it to run while she was changing her shoes. Directly in front of her car: a sign with an ordinance which started that ALL PETS MUST BE ON LEASH AND UNDER YOUR CONTROL AT ALL TIMES. Since I’ve been attacked by a “friendly” dog, I asked her if she would please leash her animal. She had a simple reply . . .
Subaru Woman: “Instead of this, why don’t you go work on gun control?”
Me: What?
Subaru Woman: “Why don’t you go fight the NRA?”
Me: Because I’m a lifetime member of the NRA.
Subaru Woman: “OH MY GOD!! THAT’S THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD! I WANT YOU OUT OF THIS PARK! I WANT YOU OUT OF THIS CITY AND STATE! YOU’RE HORRIBLE! THAT’S THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!”
Me: That’s the worst thing you’ve ever heard? You need to get out more.
Subaru Woman: (as she wandered off, continuing to yell): YOU SHOULD JUST DIE! WHY DON’T YOU GO SHOOT SOMEBODY?”
End if interaction.
Good stuff that. Why is it that anti’s always want to shoot someone or, better yet, have someone else shoot you? I asked the friend I was with if I did anything to threaten Subaru Woman. He couldn’t see anything, other than I effectively told her “no,” she couldn’t do whatever she wanted. Some people.
Sound familiar? What’s the worst or most asinine thing an anti’s said to you?