Simple story. Guy orders a TV from Amazon. Delivery company drops a $2,132 SIG716 Patrol Rifle outside his apartment door. Seth Horvitz opens the box, freaks out and calls the D.C. police. Cops take the gun. Amazon stays stum. His local Fox affiliate resists calling the SIG an assault rifle but ipso facto it’s a big deal. Just in case you missed the duh-duh-DUH, the web editor adds a statement from the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Ownership Violence: “Clearly, it’s a dangerous situation in America when assault weapons are so prevalent and can so easily end up in the wrong hands, especially given that the rifle was left on the doorstep. Thank goodness, Mr. Horvitz and his wife alerted the Metropolitan police right away. This mishap could have led to another tragedy.” Can someone please give the Brady Bunch something important to worry about? [h/t to MP]