The UK’s dailymail.uk.co is predictably appalled by Levi Johnson’s plan to name his latest illegitimate offspring Breeze Beretta when she’s born. Of all things…a gun. You remember Levi. He’s the hockey player who impregnated Sarah Palin’s daughter, then turned around and allowed himself to be used by various media outlets to attack the Palin family. Now he’s managed to knock up another chick to whom he isn’t married, Sunny somebody. Turns out he’s an avid hunter. The two of them went on a four-day expedition and forgot to pack birth control. Oops. No word as to whether he managed to bag anything – other than Sunny – on the trip. Someday the kid will count herself darned lucky that dear old dad wasn’t an Anschutz fan.