Poor ol’ Joe Biden didn’t do well in Iowa. To the best of anyone’s ability to tell — no one seems to be sure exactly what the actual results were as the Democrat Party hasn’t fully decided who they want to win yet — the former veep came in a distant and disappointing fourth place behind a fake Indian, an old socialist and Alfred E. Newman’s doppelganger.
But moving his traveling car wreck presidential campaign to New Hampshire for tomorrow’s primary hasn’t changed the playing field much. In fact, according to the latest polls, Biden’s currently battling with Senator Lieawatha for fourth place. So ol’ Joe decided to jump on the always crowd-pleasing subject of gun control, a topic that’s sure to fire up his dwindling base.
As for all of you who are deluded enough to think that you’re going to fend off government tyranny with your AR or commie rifle, Joe has some news for you.
Biden: “Those who say ‘the tree of liberty is watered with the blood of patriots’ — a great line, well, guess what: The fact is, if you’re going to take on the government you need an F-15 with Hellfire Missiles. There is no way an AK-47 is going to take care of you.” pic.twitter.com/npmW40DHS2
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) February 9, 2020
But Joe drew on his years of experience with firearms and masterfully crafting effective legislation to put his finger on the real problem concerning guns in America, which is . . .
We’re unwilling to have a rational policy (on guns) that says you cannot have 20, 30, 40, 50 clips in a weapon.
Democrat Joe Biden says that a “rational policy” on guns means making sure “you cannot have 20, 30, 40, 50 clips in a weapon.” pic.twitter.com/3XsN7TpqzH
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) February 9, 2020
Pop some popcorn and settle in to enjoy the death throes of the Biden campaign over the next couple of weeks.