Jeez, FPSRussia’s getting lazy. No, I don’t mean the lack of ears or eyes, even as he’s exploding shit that could easily fragment and blow back at that mostly empty noggin. All that’s pretty much par for the course by now. No, I’m talking about the accent. Sure, everyone knows he’s about as Russian as Whistler’s mother, but he used to do an almost passable job at an affected Slavic inflection. No more. In his latest tour de farce, he mostly sounds like Boris Badenov – if Boris had been born and raised in Dubuque. If you’re a Glock hater, put some Jiffy Pop on the stove, sit back and enjoy. If you liked the Tex Grebner video, keep your eye on FPS’s cocked-and-probably-not-locked 1911 shoved inside his belt. Either way, it’s only a matter of time.
[h/t conditionyellow.blogspot.com]