Tomorrow morning, comedian Jim Carrey will release a song called “Cold Dead Hand.” In anticipation of that epic moment in pop music history, Mr. Carrey Tweeted a big FU to said gun owners. Two points. First, the above Tweet is not complete. The entire last sentence says “Sorry if you’re offended by the word safety!” Not “heartless” or “motherf%cker.” Second, Mr. Carrey is Canadian. Make of that what you will.