I only own guns I shoot. They’re all “useful.” I don’t own a lot of guns. Lies, obviously. Fortunately — or unfortunately — I’m a twice divorced single-father bachelor. So I don’t have to justify my firearms purchases to anyone. Well, except my daughter, who constantly rabbits on about something called a “college fund.” Anyway, just as women can’t own enough shoes, gun guys (and gals) can’t own enough guns. True?
