If a GLOCK fails in the forest did it really happen? James Yeager may not be ready to tackle ballistic existentialism but he has a word or two for GLOCK fanboys who noticed that the gun guru is GLOCKless. Mr. Yeager argues that any semi-automatic striker-fired handgun with a trigger and a magazine release y nada mas is a GLOCK. Even if it isn’t a GLOCK. Does that mean that owners who put an external safety on their GLOCK are instantly GLOCKless? Beats me. Anyway, accepting Mr. Yeager’s semantic dance, do you carry a GLOCK?