“I really wish more people committing crimes would videotape themselves in the act,” Clark County Sheriff’s Office Sgt. Duncan Hoss said. “It would make my job easier.” That’s what he told oregonlive.com. Unfortunately, not all criminals have room temp IQs like Ronnie Wynn, AKA Ron Gotti. Ronnie’s as gangsta as he wants ta be: he loves cruising with his bitch, blasting some tunes and firing the occasional random .45 round out the window of his ride. Oh, he also likes to post his best work on YouTube . . .
Wynn was already chillin’ in the clink after being arrested for possession of a stolen vehicle, hit and run, driving while suspended in the 3rd degree, residential burglary, two counts of theft of a firearm, theft two, trafficking in stolen property and forgery. Then Sgt. Hoss caught Wynn’s cinematic work on YouTube.
As a result, the list of pending charges tough mofo Ronnie will be dealing with is about to get a little longer. And so will his list of honors. So for exceptional work in a documentary feature, the academy has nominated Ronnie Wynn as our irresponsible gun owner of the day. We’re sure there’s a long list of people Ronnie would like to thank who have helped him get to where he is, but that thank-you speech may have to wait a while. And we’re just fine with that.