Here’s some creative carving by a gunny who’s ready to let the neighborhood kiddies know he’s open for business tonight. Though we’re guessing any Moms Demand Action types who may live in Mr. Dechert’s neighborhood will probably shuffle their little ghosts and goblins right past his door to the next house. But that’s OK. Those kids probably don’t know any decent Halloween jokes. Besides, we doubt John will be handing out any whole grain gluten free stevia-sweetened free range treats anyway.