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BREAKING: Reports of an Active Shooter on UM Campus – UPDATE: All Clear

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UPDATE: We have the cause of the active shooter alert on the UM campus:

The good news: we understand from sources that they were fair trade, intersectionally correct balloons that didn’t contain any greenhouse gasses or messaging that could be considered hate speech on a modern American college campus. So other than the false alarm that scrambled campus and county police, nothing problematic occurred at all.

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UPDATE: Aaaaand we’re glad to report that according to a UM tweet, the report of an active shooter appears to have been a false alarm.

It may have been someone walking with an umbrella or a student who chewed a slice of pizza into the shape of a pistol.  Whatever the case, we’re pleased it wasn’t something more serious.

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News reports are starting to emerge of an active shooter situation on the University of Michigan campus in Ann Arbor. The university has issued an emergency alert message.

Many of these situations turn out to be false alarms. Let’s hope this is one of those times.

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