The People of the Gun often rail against Hollywood hypocrites: movie people who support gun control but use firearms in films, swan around with armed bodyguards and arm themselves at home. Pretty stupid, huh? Even stupider: being (reasonably) famous and not having a firearm for home defense. Case in point: actress Madeleine Stowe. We now know that a burglar broke into her home in September and held her at gunpoint. Naked, the actress handed the thief a bag containing $70k worth of jewels. Police caught the perp. Ms. Stowe then took out a protective order against the thief. Some people never learn.