No, not that Top Gun. There’s no way Dan, Nick, Tyler and I could recreate that strangely appropriate homoerotic volley ball scene. And if we could, I wouldn’t want to visit the website where it would be posted. No, part of the TTAG team’s assembling in the Lone Star state to shoot a pilot codenamed Top Gun. It’s based not-loosely-at-all on the Top Gear TV show. Nick is James May (gun nerd). Dan is Richard Hammond (thrown in the deep end of stupid stuff). I’m Jeremy Clarkson (incendiary bombast). Tyler is Tyler. Na na na na. (Opus reference. See: above.) Depending on post-filming alcohol consumption, we’ll have to ratchet-down our posting pace a little. Given that many of our readers are like lab rats tapping on a metal bar to release a line of cocaine—and I mean that in the nicest possible way—I apologize in advance for the TTAG DT’s. Not to worry. If the TV show works, you’ll have your hourly dose and then some. How great is that? You tell me.