If you don’t frequent Twitter — and there are fewer reasons to do so every day — you may have missed the fact that Eva Colen (Ed Advocacy Fellow • Virginian • Nerd • Educator • Learner • Aspiring ally • Pragmatic idealist • Lefty for #edreform) won the internet going away yesterday. Though probably not in the way most sentient mammals would want to. There’s apparently no truth to the rumor that she started a change.org petition to ban all civilian firearm ownership after being startled by someone opening a can of Coca-Cola when she finally boarded her train.