“A Pennsylvania woman who allegedly hit a man with a stun gun during a pedestrian hit-and-run was arrested after police say her vanity license plate made her easy to track down.” The correct verb is “fired.” As in “The Zombie alleged drove into two men and then fired her TASER in an attempt to incapacitate her victims and consume their flesh.” The AP‘s news pyramid continues: “Allentown police say Yardley Joy Frantz was promptly arrested Friday after witnesses spotted her ‘ZOMBIE’ license plate [not shown]. Investigators say Frantz ran into a man and his nephew with her car around 7 p.m., then zapped the man’s son with a stun gun after he confronted her.” According to mcall.com, “Other witnesses . . . described the driver as a woman in pajama pants and took down her license plate. One witness said the woman turned onto Clay Street, came to a stop and then accelerated into a crowd of people, hitting the man and boy.” You have been warned.