“An angry moose attacked and injured two women as they walked their dogs near a Gilpin County [Colorado] subdivision Sunday,” grandviewoutdoors.com reports. “The Gilpin County Sheriff’s Office says the women were walking on a trail when they were kicked by the animal.” Say what you like about standing tall and waving your hands at a charging moose, or the idea that the moose wasn’t “angry” – simply territorially aggressive. But the fact remains that “Ellen Marie Divis, 57, and Jacqueline Boron, 50 . . . were taken to St. Anthony Central Hospital, where they are in fair condition in the intensive care unit.” No joke. Outdoor carry folks. Outdoor carry.