What’s a real rasslin’ fan ‘sposed to do? You pays your money and you wants to see the good guy win, amiright? You can’t just sit by and watch your favorite grappler being abused by some two bit punk. Especially one who likes to talk trash at the audience. That’s why Patricia Ann Crow finally took matters into her own hands recently after watching the Iron Mann getting his ass thoroughly kicked by an idjit like Paul “The Real Nature Boy” Lee.
There Patty was, in the audience at the American Wrestling Federation in Ringgold, Georgia, watching the Iron Mann get hisself tied up and beat with a chair like a rented mule. Pretty much what happens in every pro wrestling event ever produced. Only Patty’d seen (and heard) enough, by God.
The REAL Nature Boy had provoked her.
Lee says he told Crowe “to sit her toothless self back down,” and that she then approached the ring.
As Lee hisself described what happened next…
“I had him tied up and was beating on him, and this lady jumps up with a knife, cuts him loose, and then pulled a loaded gun on me,” Lee said. “She had that thing loaded with one in the chamber and the safety off. All it would have taken was for her to get shaky with that thing and it could have fired.”
Upon further reflection Patty allows as how she’s feeling real bad about what she done.
“She said, ‘he was talking mean to me, and I got mad. I guess I just let my temper get the best of me and I pulled my pistol on him’.”
Thanks to Patty, local rasslin’ fans will now have to go through the full TSA process to get into the AWF hall.
“We’re going to be installing metal detectors at the entrances,” Lee said. “We’ve already got ’em picked up and will have them installed before the next show. The way the world is today, things happen at movie theaters and malls … you have to take extreme measures to protect fans. We’ll have the metal detectors right at the doors when you come in.”
Thanks for nuthin’ Patty.