At just over 17 minutes long, I won’t be sitting here and dissecting every firearm in this video — certainly not without a stiff drink. But here’s a few choice picks as I chug my Kentucky Mule.
0:50 – Dear ISIS: technicals are supposed to be based on a Toyota Hilux. Not some crappy crossover. Please up your game.
2:56 – Looks like an AKM for that first pair.
3:02 – Underfolding AK-47. Sure there’s a lot that a proper cheek weld can fix, but I’m not sure that’s a good thing in this situation.
3:06 – Is that an RPK being fired Rambo style? AKA the way that Dianne Feinstein is afraid of — from the hip? And hitting absolutely nothing?
3:07 – An M-16 with some kind of flashlight forward grip setup. I’d note that resting the barrel directly on a wall might not be good for accuracy, but in this case I encourage it.
3:15 – AKM being fired with the traditional magazine grip. Great for short sub guns, terrible for proper carbine length firearms.
3:27 – M3 Carl Gustaf maybe?
3:31 – M4 with detachable carry handle topped with an ancient rifle scope. Perfect for the gentleman with a three foot tall face.
3:36 – That recoiless rifle again. Except the soldier firing it doesn’t seem to understand this concept.
3:41 – Underfolding AKM with that popular magazine grip again. Glad to see so many of our enemies so highly trained.
3:52 – A little different – wire stock side folding AKM. Not sure if that’s actually better though.
4:13 – PKM fired not at all from the shoulder. Looks real stable.
4:27 – An actually somewhat stable shooting position with a wood stock AKM.
4:32 – M-16 with carry handle and Grip Pod. Good shooting position. Not terrible setup.
4:38 – WHAT THE ACTUAL F***?
4:45 – Dat magazine monopod tho.
4:51 – Nice looking FN FAL. Looks pretty new.
4:57 – What’s with the underfolding AKMs? Is that extra cool points or something for not being able to hit the broad side of a barn?
5:43 – PKM with a soft bag magazine. I really think we have to thank Rambo to a certain extent, popularizing the “shooting from the hip” and making it easier for proper soldiers to go in and do their jobs.
5:52 – Is that a garbage truck?
6:10 – A HA HA! That’s a flat top M4 WITH NO SIGHTS! Who needs to hit their target, looking baller is all that matters.
6:32 – Pretty sure that guy is rocking a coon skin cap.
6:51 – Nice M16 with carry handle, okay shooting posture, but that magazine well grip is doing him no good with a 20 inch barrel.
7:09 – *sigh* PKM from the hip again.
7:45 – PKM with what looks like a silencer on the end. Not sure what good it’s doing when all your buddies are loud as hell.
7:52 – M-16 firing in the general direction of something.
10:34 – RPG-7. Surprised I haven’t seen more of these.
13:10 – Definitely a PSL, not an SVD. Looks like you can get an authentic M4, M16, AKM, PKM, RPG-7, and FAL, but even the Russians are too cheap to import SVDs into the country.
13:28 – Now THAT is closer to a technical. Points for a DShK, but it’s on a tiny cart.
And now it’s just a parade of AKMs and RPKs. I’m just gonna go drink heavily.