As if to spite Josh Horowitz, a disabled homeowner successfully defended his life and property in Vinson, Oklahoma on Thursday. The un-named homeowner shot and killed Mary Kathleen Sanders who, according to news9.com, was a former employee. She’d brought along a couple of buddies, Misty Dawn Puskaric and Starr Michelle Timmons, to help her haul away the loot away. But when Sanders’s partners with the adult video names saw their friend perforated, they took off in their ‘stang, only to be nabbed later. Thelma and Louise will be facing first-degree burglary charges. Sanders will spend the rest of eternity fertilizing the rich soil of Harmon County.