So two Texans walk into a Walmart . . . Seriously guys, who cares if you open carry a modern sporting rifle into China R Us? Sure you have a right to do so. And yes, it’s polite to let the police know—if only to avoid a cleanup on aisle 11. But what does this accomplish? Gun normalization? As they say in South Africa, ja nir. Look Earle! There’s a guy carrying an AR in the cleaning products department! Wonder if he’s going hog hunting. Or Earle, quick! Where’d you put that Python? No, the gun stupid. If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a hundred times: open carry is our friend. But how about we start with something simple like a Smith & Wesson 686 in a holster? Oh wait. No open carrying handguns in Texas. So . . . let’s start with that then. And leave the mutual masturbation thing to pornhub.com.