I can’t think of too many more frightening phrases in the English language than ‘Britney Spears with a gun.’ Unless it’s ‘Lindsay Lohan with a gun.’ But fear not.
That isn’t an opportunistic paparazzi snap taken somewhere on the streets of New York. No, the future Responsible Parenting Hall of Fame nominee is filming a music video in which she knocks over a convenience store. It’s unfortunate that the production budget wouldn’t accommodate an IWB holster, but the music biz isn’t what it used to be.
Here’s hoping her thong doesn’t inhibit a quick draw requiring extra takes that will only upset the director. Let’s also hope there aren’t even blanks in that revolver or her bikini-sporting days could be over.
OOOH, she even has her FINGER on the TRIGGER while she is inserting/extracting the gun from her nice tight, tummy-hugging pants!! We can hardly wait for the follow-up report from Mayor Bloomberg and the Brady Bunch! “Britney Spears gets hot-wax bikini trim from blank!” Or maybe “Britney Blows Hole in Her Tummy”!
Darwin Award potential, here. Too bad the video didn’t include the store owner or clerk pulling out a handgun and blowing her away – that would have served as a “powerful lesson to the chirren about the dangers of crime”.
Haven’t you seen the photos of her exits from automobiles, she don’t wear no stinking underwear!
That’s not the first hot thing she’s pulled from here pants I bet.
How many youngsters are gonna see her doing this and think it’s an acceptable way to handle a gun? I’m with Pete, Darwin material if I ever saw it. All she’s missing is a smoke and a shoeless visit to the truckstop restroom. Oh, and a pair of hair clippers…..
How does she still have a career?
She has a career because she still has a booty to shake. It certainly isn’t her wonderful voice.
I hope that is not the Ruger SP101 my favorite handgun. Her lack of morals and good values so disgust me that I wouldn’t even want to hold the revolver she had down her pants.
I’d be more concerned about her lack of hygiene.
Yup, that too. Otherwise, I can think of a few classy actresses I admire that if they had pulled a gun from….oh never mind since this isn’t the place for that kind of comment.
Let’s hope they tell her which end to hold. If it isn’t shaped like a microphone she might get confused a bit about what to do.
hahaha…..”microphone”… giggity….
Hmm…Britney Spears knocking over a convenience store (in a music video, phew).
This sounds awfully close to what she might do in real life. Well, it’s a big stretch for her acting talents, yup…(sarcasm – one of my many free services that I provide).
maybe like lindsey she’s shoplifting the gun…..
I have studied the picture – can someone please tell me where the gun is?
It used to bug me that Hollywierd gets gun handling so wrong. It really bugged me. Then I realized the thugs out there only have film to learn how to carry a gun. That increases my chances of survival if I should every find my self in a situation. So teach your friends and family the right way and let the idiots and thug wannabes learn from from movies and TV.
Looks like she’s trying to shoot a tick off her hoodiddy. Hope there’s less than 6 of them, she might try to reload it.
*crab
heh
*Ahem* EEK! Thank you.
Maybe it’s time for you anti-gun freaks to strap on some balls.
Thanks Gal.
Stand up for our
2nd amendment!
so she lied on the forms? is there not a question about drug and alcohol problems?
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