Wife’s Planned Robbery Goes Bad When Estranged Husband Shoots Back at Hired Guns

Gregory Bell, Jasmine Kimbrough, Davion Rainey

Three suburban St. Louis residents are being charged with second-degree murder, assault, and armed criminal action after a wife’s deranged plot against her estranged husband went wildly amiss.

The “mastermind,” 25-year-old Jasmine Kimbrough, thought it would be a good idea to send three thugs to her husband’s house Sunday. The plan was for the three yoots (Gregory Bell, 18, Davion Rainey, 18, and Bell’s 16-year-old brother, Noah Bell) to burglarize the place and attack the husband if he was home.

The three, who were armed with at least one gun, got as far as the back yard before they were confronted by Kimbrough’s husband, who shot at them. All three ran off.

The husband called the police, who arrived at his home around 1:30 in the afternoon. The officers canvassed the area and eventually found Noah Bell nearly dead of a gunshot wound along the River Des Peres. He died shortly thereafter. Kimbrough and the two 18-year-olds were subsequently arrested.

Police say all three suspects have confessed.


  1. avatar American Patriot says:

    Not news worthy Black on Black….No story here, move along won’t be seen on local or national news.

  2. avatar jwm says:

    There’s no substitute for stupid. The original product has been thinning the herd since the cave days.

  3. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    Stay classy, St. Louis!

    1. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

      A lot of people don’t know that ‘St. Louis’ actually means ‘whale’s vagina’.

      1. avatar Bloving says:

        Is that meant to explain why it’s filled with dorks?

        1. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

          I think it means ‘Saint Louis’.

          No it definitely means ‘whale’s vagina’.

        2. avatar Timothy says:

          Scholars maintain the translation was lost years ago

    2. avatar Ranger Rick says:

      Or the “Lou”, short hand for toilet.

  4. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Never marry crazy, it never works out well.

    1. avatar Mark N. says:

      I remember that saying just a bit differently–and hey, it applies even if you DON’T marry them!

      1. avatar Rusty Chains says:

        I dated crazy once long long ago, she wasn’t all that smart either, how do you manage to get a 2 on your ACT board? She did have other assets which was why it took me a few months to wise up!

        1. avatar rosignol says:

          Huge… tracts of land?

        2. avatar Danny L Griffin says:

          Huge… tracts of land?

          You win the internet today!

    2. avatar doesky2 says:

      Ultimate hot/crazy video

  5. avatar Excedrine says:

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

  6. avatar Dm says:

    Pfft. Good guy only got one of four. Needs more creedmoor.

  7. avatar Huntmaster says:

    The older ones should get life for the death of the sixteen year old.

  8. avatar FedUp says:

    There exists a state where felony murder is considered 2nd degree?

  9. avatar Sal Chichon says:


    1. avatar Ranger Rick says:

      Just the “usual suspects”.

  10. avatar bontai joe says:

    But, but, but this can’t be. No one ever uses a gun successfully to defend themselves. Half the politicians and all the mass media tell me so. They wouldn’t lie to me would they?…………….

  11. avatar Patrick says:

    I would guess that, being aged 16, this death will add to the “children killed by guns” statistic, quoted in articles with somber pictures of 6 year olds, and pictures of gun owners at rallies, gun shows, etc.

  12. avatar 22winmag says:

    Charged with second degree murder… for running away??

    1. avatar Timothy says:

      If you convince your friend to join you in committing a felony that results in your friend’s death, you get charged with 2nd Degree Murder. Happens with getaway drivers in bank robberies gone bad.

    2. avatar Docduracoat says:

      It is an established legal principle called “felony murder”
      If someone dies as a result of you committing a crime, you are the murderer, even if you did not pull the trigger.
      The thinking is that the person would not have been killed if you did not commit that crime.

  13. avatar LarryinTX says:

    Gotta wonder just what they planned to steal.

  14. avatar MDH says:

    He (the room temperature 16 year old) could have been Obama’s son.

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