Last week’s best smart ass winner was Joe R. This week’s creative genius will win a XL T-shirt courtesy XS Sights. All you have to do is enter your best work in the comments by midnight Sunday to be eligible. Good luck.
Last week’s best smart ass winner was Joe R. This week’s creative genius will win a XL T-shirt courtesy XS Sights. All you have to do is enter your best work in the comments by midnight Sunday to be eligible. Good luck.
Japanese. We do not understand kinky and perverted at the level of the Japanese.
Gorking Japan is recommended in small doses only. My one trip to Akihabara was… insightful. Basically six hours of WTF Japan.
Are you kidding!
Forget the singing! Mothra needs backup!
We are siamese if you please….
I don’t think we’re in Kansas any more
In the distant future, gender imbalances in Cowboy Action Shooting competitions will largely subside, but competitors will still dress like dorks.
You gotta be yey hi to get on this ride. Sireousry.
Matching antennas, SWINGGG!
Twins Basil! Twins!
Fook YU and Fook Me. Did they talk to their mother with those mouths?
No happy endings here.
You call this fashion! Where’s the desigher! I want my agent, NOW!!!
Don’t come though here, she’s taking a shit in the back.
We love you…long time.
You wish…
You bling your knees in tight.
But it’s the pewlvic frust.
They rirry drive you insane.
Ret’s do the Time Warp again!
Ret’s do the Time Warp again!
I’ll take 2 of those.
What, no pervy tentacles?
Weird, their birth control packets are conveniently on their belt buckles.
How did the Japanese get ahold of the GLOCK Gen 5 before us?
You get the communist and I’ll get the Nazi
Smart gun tech has come a long way. The antennas on our helmets help guide bullets
Where are the men from DEVO!!!
Sadly, the new Sig phasers were not drop safe.
Their faces say no, but their antennae say YES.
They came to topple that statue of a fascist, translucent space-jellyfish amidst much space-controversy.
These Thai lady-boy shows are getting more and more bizarre.
We are not impressed, Earthling. We have 2 erections on our head and designed a 2 pocket condom to match.
“ORAL thermometer? Yeah right buddy, come ‘ere!”
Eclipse Apocalypse. We’re ready.
Kim Jong Un sends his best “diplomats” to strike fear into the hearts of all westerners.
Orgazmo, you will take us to Choda Boy!
OOOHHH…WAIT! Is open carry allowed here?
INDEPENDENCE DAY 3: The Prequel
Oh Cyberman … Come out come out wherever you are!
Coming up next on Shark Tank- 2 former XFL cheerleaders present their new confetti gun invention.
BANZAI! We trapped in Osaka bunker since ’43.
Has Honorable Emperor taken New York yet?
You tell your Air Force, they no buzz our flying saucers no more. They already cause one crash near your Roswell city. You tell we tired of it and they stop and we no shoot them down!
Where is Inspector Gadget?
Like everything else made in the 1950’s or 60’s, these two were “Made in Japan”.
There’s no one here just an ugly green chair and some shag carpet.
It’s August 6, 1945 in Hiroshima, Japan. “I hear aircraft overhead. Get ready, maybe they’re landing”.
“Welcome to the Pyongyang Nuclear Research Facility. We will be your tour guides. The weapons are a mere formality in case you are carrying any cameras or recording devices.”
“We might survive this movie if we didn’t have these dorky plastic sights the factory puts on Rayguns…”
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“You gaijin no take our statue! “
“All your base are belong to us!”
“Take us to the one you call Digler! Shannon say he love us loooong time.”
“We are Siamese with guns, if you please! We are Siamese with guns, if you don’t please!”
Contraceptives? Check! Ipods? Check! Ray guns? Check! Vegas, here we come!
Your space-kungfu is no match for our beam cannons!
Charlie Chan’s Space-Angels
“Remember our mission, we must bring Agent Yoko back to our planet before something bad happens to the Beatles….”
Most of these have been dumb but that one got a good snort out of me.
WINNER !
Are your antennas erect because my nipples are
Hahahahha
We are Interdimension Space Marshals from the planet Xingon. We are hot on the trail of an intergalactic, time traveling, shape shifting renegade, social criminal named Elvis Presley. Have you seen him?
Kim Jong Un’s latest propaganda piece showing his loyal subjects of the DPRK the latest results of their superior military R&D.
I’ll take you to my leader any time. You can call me Mr. Shatner.
Marvin has sent us to destroy you with The illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator!
“how did raymond burr get in here?”
“this movie sucks. you shoot godzilla, i’ll shoot mothra and then we’ll go play pachinko.”
“i have a confession to make. after last night, i shouldn’t be wearing this on the front anymore…”
At least they aren’t in the left lane.
Where’s the cup?
I hope these 8mm pistols are powerful enough to put down tentacle monsters.
“Are you sure Ed Wood is a big-time Hollywood director?”
We are from United Pranets Voting Fairness Councir and we are erection observers.
Bad boy, Gozirra, bad boy… You come home now, no more eat cars!
See. Nobody cares. Told ya. After Trump won the election, aliens with ray guns don’t scare anybody.
Does this suit make may ass look to big?
“Gun-der Twins Power — Activate!”
So armed, the Intrepid Two continue to pie the room.
“No, no Yoshi! It is pirrage then burn!”
Oh, did not mean to shot the alien in the arse, boy what a A-hole
Modeling the new personal protective safety gear for the next TTAG drop test
A rare glimpse of the fighting men of the Philippines, pre U.S. involvement
“This is Earth, where they require drop safe weapons, Yes JuJu we just don’t drop ours”