Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Strike Industries Battle Case SHOX... Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Strike Industries Battle Case SHOX for iPhone 5 By Dan Zimmerman - August 29, 2014 80 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Crank up your creativity, enter the best caption in the comments section by midnight Sunday and you’ll win a Strike Industries Battle Case SHOX for your iPhone 5. And you get to pick the color! Go! ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Gun Vote Edition Gun Meme of the Day: House Husband Edition Gun Meme of the Day: 中国圆点版 80 COMMENTS If i concentrate hard enough i bet i won’t even feel the slide hit my face Reply I spy with my little eye… OW! my EYE my EYE! Reply Times like this make me wonder how Nick Fury got that eyepatch. Reply DIE, ARCHIE!! Reply Hahah Reply Too soon man… Too soon… (For those who don’t know, in April, Archie dove in front of a bullet and died a hero, ending the worst character in comic book history just to make guns look evil and bad.) Reply More like “too late”. Archie has been around WAY too long hanging out with readers digest. Reply Winner! Reply This firearm doesn’t have serial number on it! DeLeon! We got one! We actually got one! Reply I hate to do this, but it’s necessary… 🙂 Reply haha the “who farted” one is on there too! Reply And, yep, the loaded chamber indicator is up… Reply “So what, you may have won round one and made me take shelter on the floor, but just wait, I am about to break out the Derringers tattooed on my biceps, then you’ll be sorry!! Reply Dick Tracy will never survive a shot from this evil .9mm bullet! Reply I am NOT cross eye dominant! Reply “Saul Goodman sent me” Reply My driver is doing 10 mph, my target is doing half that, and I’m less than 10 yards away… aw, f$&@ it, I’m just gonna point in his general direction and blast away. Reply Thank heavens I paid attention to the tactical crawling portion of Magpul’s “Art of the Dynamic Handgun” DVD. Haley and Costa mode engage! Reply “Page Views, Nick! Its all about the page views! Now go back and get that picture of the R51 before anyone else!” ~ R. Farrago, circa 2014 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Jonah_Jameson#mediaviewer/File:Jjonahjameson.jpg Reply what? No Zombie Green? Reply Maybe a black eye will distract people from my awful mustache. Reply In the 50’s, indoor ranges had a dress code. No shirt, tie, and coat, No shoot! Reply Well, Stanley…. Another fine mess you got me into!!! Reply “Man, if the next casing hits me in the other eye, I’m in deep doodoo!” Reply The man who empties his mind before he shoots usually wins the gunfight. Reply Wait a shecond, wheresh the slide on thish thing? Thish ishn’t mah gun, it’s mah novelteh hip flashk! Reply “Front sight, front sight, front sight….OUCH!” Reply Uhhh… Trying to line up a shot without a rear sight is impossible. Please dont hit the hostage. Please dont hit the hostage… Damnit i hit the hostage. Sorry about your shoulder ma’am , i was aiming for the guy behind you thats holding a knife to your throat. Reply SH*T, that recoils a bitch! Reply “…I’m starting to think my instructor told me cheek-weld is superior pistol shooting form just to be a dick…” Reply Crap! Why do I carry a Hi Point? Reply This might be a strange time to bring this up, but I could really go for some waffles. Reply Busted cheek bone in 3…2…1… Reply One potato, two potato, three potato, four…………. Reply One Hand, One Eye, Half Ass. Reply No, Mr. Bond……I expect you to die. Reply Smells so toxic something must a crawled up his a$$ and died! Can’t keep my eyes open enough to shoot the poor bastard! Reply “You may burn down my store here in Ferguson, but not before I take a few of you bastards with me!” Reply Mickey Mouse my ass. Move and I’ll drill ya. Reply As I lay dying, riddled with gunshots, bleeding and afraid, my last thought is “Damn, this manicure looks good!” Reply Let’s see, keep both eyes open . . . but I’m right-handed and my left eye is dominant, so . . OW! Shit! There goes my right eye. Reply “That’s how we roll in my hood, motherphucker!” Or. I told this barber he got one more chance to make it right. I guess he thought I was bluffing. Reply recline your seat back one more time pal and see what happens…… Reply Lol Reply 4 out of 5 times the hammer will not get tangled in my mustache. Reply I HATE losing a cake walk game! Reply “I’ll show that snooty Abe Froman who the REAL king of Chicago is!” Reply Save Ferris! Reply Safety, my dear, I don’t give a damn. Reply Do you have any grey poupon! Reply You laughed at my C.A.R. method for the last time Tracy, grrrr. Reply On Wall Street, buy low, sell high. On Walnut Street, lie low, shoot high! Reply …so then the doctor asked how a slide lodged into my face, so I told him must have been an M9… Reply Well OK. Hello Little Friend! Reply “I’ll get you now, you pesky little gun rights activist!” Reply “Pew! Pew!” Reply [just the existing blank space seems appropriate] Reply “Tastes like chicken.” Reply “Caption, we don’t need no stinkin captions”. Reply This Hi Point can’t hit a damned thing! Even at bad breath distances!! Reply http://i.imgur.com/YB9M5BT.png Reply “It really bothers me that Spidey said my look isn’t complete. What AM I missing?” -Nick Fury Reply Maybe it’s just the adrenaline, or maybe I’m having a stroke. Might as well empty the magazine Reply “The moment before I looked at this baby. My dastardly ways are a thing of the past. Party of lenin! Fortress of people, in brotherhood strong!” Reply * Looks into mirror* “Two rounds left, angle just right. One for this side ‘stache, and one for the other. Control breathing, start to squeeze, aaaaaaand OW MY FACE!!!! @!#&~*%!!!!!!!” Reply Is this thing back here the booger hook people keep telling me about? Reply I’m from the ATF and here to protect your rights. Reply The last antigunner alive and my last bullet…this shot has to be good! Reply he thinks turquoise is a primary color? Reply if i can just get ol’ paint to slow down here in the parish kitchen i can get that priest who parted my hair in the middle as a choirboy… Reply http://imgur.com/VrzIObu Reply *pew* *pew* *pew* Damn, these new “friendly” guns just don’t have any knock down power. Reply I wish this damn thing had a rear sight. Reply Squeeze the trigger, solve 2 problems, I’ll deal with those meddling kids and get rid of that pesky superfluous eye. Reply “If I try real hard, I can shoot the gun out of that unicorn’s hand.” Reply “Nyaah, copper – you’ll never take me alive, see? Nyaah, eat lead, nyaF******K!!!!! My eye, nyaah!” Reply “What the– ‘Chamber loaded when up’… Really, Ruger?!” Reply “What the– ‘Loaded when up’… Really, Ruger?!” Reply NRA pistol class, schmenRA schmistol schmass…I know what I’m doing. Reply You know what they say…if at first you don’t succeed shooting one handed with your left hand while holding your pistol directly in front of your face, try again with the other hand. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.