Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Strike Industries Battle Case SHOX for iPhone 5

tumblr_llm3wzq6bS1qzdi59o1_500 Crank up your creativity, enter the best caption in the comments section by midnight Sunday and you’ll win a Strike Industries Battle Case SHOX for your iPhone 5. And you get to pick the color! Go!


  1. avatar Jake Franklin i says:

    If i concentrate hard enough i bet i won’t even feel the slide hit my face

  2. avatar Howdy says:

    I spy with my little eye…

    OW! my EYE my EYE!

  3. avatar blackspike2710 says:

    Times like this make me wonder how Nick Fury got that eyepatch.

  4. avatar Bigred2989 says:


    1. avatar Matt in Idaho says:


    2. avatar Forrest says:

      Too soon man… Too soon…

      (For those who don’t know, in April, Archie dove in front of a bullet and died a hero, ending the worst character in comic book history just to make guns look evil and bad.)

      1. avatar Bigred2989 says:

        More like “too late”. Archie has been around WAY too long hanging out with readers digest.

  5. avatar Robert W. says:

    This firearm doesn’t have serial number on it! DeLeon! We got one! We actually got one!

  6. avatar Spectre_USA says:

    I hate to do this, but it’s necessary…


    1. avatar the ruester says:

      haha the “who farted” one is on there too!

  7. avatar Jay says:

    And, yep, the loaded chamber indicator is up…

  8. avatar Paul G. says:

    “So what, you may have won round one and made me take shelter on the floor, but just wait, I am about to break out the Derringers tattooed on my biceps, then you’ll be sorry!!

  9. avatar Bob H says:

    Dick Tracy will never survive a shot from this evil .9mm bullet!

  10. avatar Geoff says:

    I am NOT cross eye dominant!

  11. avatar Nick ciampo says:

    “Saul Goodman sent me”

  12. avatar Accur81 says:

    My driver is doing 10 mph, my target is doing half that, and I’m less than 10 yards away… aw, f$&@ it, I’m just gonna point in his general direction and blast away.

  13. avatar danrrz says:

    Thank heavens I paid attention to the tactical crawling portion of Magpul’s “Art of the Dynamic Handgun” DVD.

    Haley and Costa mode engage!

  14. avatar rlc2 says:

    “Page Views, Nick! Its all about the page views! Now go back and get that picture of the R51 before anyone else!”

    ~ R. Farrago, circa 2014


    1. avatar rlc2 says:

      what? No Zombie Green?

  15. avatar Forrest says:

    Maybe a black eye will distract people from my awful mustache.

  16. avatar Gunr says:

    In the 50’s, indoor ranges had a dress code. No shirt, tie, and coat, No shoot!

  17. avatar Burt Paris says:

    Well, Stanley….
    Another fine mess you got me into!!!

  18. avatar Kevin says:

    “Man, if the next casing hits me in the other eye, I’m in deep doodoo!”

  19. avatar AaronW says:

    The man who empties his mind before he shoots usually wins the gunfight.

  20. avatar ProfBathrobe says:

    Wait a shecond, wheresh the slide on thish thing? Thish ishn’t mah gun, it’s mah novelteh hip flashk!

  21. avatar Rog Uinta says:

    “Front sight, front sight, front sight….OUCH!”

  22. avatar shawn says:

    Uhhh… Trying to line up a shot without a rear sight is impossible. Please dont hit the hostage. Please dont hit the hostage… Damnit i hit the hostage. Sorry about your shoulder ma’am , i was aiming for the guy behind you thats holding a knife to your throat.

  23. avatar Bryan says:

    SH*T, that recoils a bitch!

  24. avatar Dfens says:

    “…I’m starting to think my instructor told me cheek-weld is superior pistol shooting form just to be a dick…”

  25. avatar Avid Reader says:

    Crap! Why do I carry a Hi Point?

  26. avatar MattM says:

    This might be a strange time to bring this up, but I could really go for some waffles.

  27. avatar Henry C. says:

    Busted cheek bone in 3…2…1…

  28. avatar Bryan says:

    One potato, two potato, three potato, four………….

  29. avatar Wielsucker (@Wielsucker) says:

    One Hand, One Eye, Half Ass.

  30. avatar Eric L says:

    No, Mr. Bond……I expect you to die.

  31. avatar Bryan says:

    Smells so toxic something must a crawled up his a$$ and died! Can’t keep my eyes open enough to shoot the poor bastard!

  32. avatar Tom W. says:

    “You may burn down my store here in Ferguson, but not before I take a few of you bastards with me!”

  33. avatar sgt frank says:

    Mickey Mouse my ass. Move and I’ll drill ya.

  34. avatar Mitchell! says:

    As I lay dying, riddled with gunshots, bleeding and afraid, my last thought is “Damn, this manicure looks good!”

  35. avatar LongPurple says:

    Let’s see, keep both eyes open . . . but I’m right-handed and my left eye is dominant, so . . OW! Shit! There goes my right eye.

  36. avatar jwm says:

    “That’s how we roll in my hood, motherphucker!”


    I told this barber he got one more chance to make it right. I guess he thought I was bluffing.

  37. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    recline your seat back one more time pal and see what happens……

    1. avatar the ruester says:


  38. avatar PeteRR says:

    4 out of 5 times the hammer will not get tangled in my mustache.

  39. avatar Rob says:

    I HATE losing a cake walk game!

  40. avatar Jamie says:

    “I’ll show that snooty Abe Froman who the REAL king of Chicago is!”

    1. avatar Timmy! says:

      Save Ferris!

  41. avatar Michael in GA says:

    Safety, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

  42. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    Do you have any grey poupon!

  43. avatar joe says:

    You laughed at my C.A.R. method for the last time Tracy, grrrr.

  44. avatar Michael in GA says:

    On Wall Street, buy low, sell high. On Walnut Street, lie low, shoot high!

  45. avatar usriflecaliber.30m1 says:

    …so then the doctor asked how a slide lodged into my face, so I told him must have been an M9…

  46. avatar James Maret says:

    Well OK. Hello Little Friend!

  47. avatar FL300BLK says:

    “I’ll get you now, you pesky little gun rights activist!”

  48. avatar Eric J says:

    “Pew! Pew!”

  49. avatar Eric J says:

    [just the existing blank space seems appropriate]

  50. avatar TheBear says:

    “Tastes like chicken.”

  51. avatar rt-texas says:

    “Caption, we don’t need no stinkin captions”.

  52. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    This Hi Point can’t hit a damned thing! Even at bad breath distances!!

  53. avatar benny says:

    “It really bothers me that Spidey said my look isn’t complete. What AM I missing?” -Nick Fury

  54. avatar Marshall says:

    Maybe it’s just the adrenaline, or maybe I’m having a stroke. Might as well empty the magazine

  55. avatar Marcus says:

    “The moment before I looked at this baby. My dastardly ways are a thing of the past. Party of lenin! Fortress of people, in brotherhood strong!”

  56. avatar Marcus says:

    * Looks into mirror* “Two rounds left, angle just right. One for this side ‘stache, and one for the other. Control breathing, start to squeeze, aaaaaaand OW MY FACE!!!! @!#&~*%!!!!!!!”

  57. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    Is this thing back here the booger hook people keep telling me about?

  58. avatar Retired LEO says:

    I’m from the ATF and here to protect your rights.

  59. The last antigunner alive and my last bullet…this shot has to be good!

  60. avatar cmeat says:

    he thinks turquoise is a primary color?

  61. avatar cmeat says:

    if i can just get ol’ paint to slow down here in the parish kitchen i can get that priest who parted my hair in the middle as a choirboy…

  62. avatar Scott says:

    *pew* *pew* *pew* Damn, these new “friendly” guns just don’t have any knock down power.

  63. avatar jimmyjames says:

    I wish this damn thing had a rear sight.

  64. avatar mike oregon says:

    Squeeze the trigger, solve 2 problems, I’ll deal with those meddling kids and get rid of that pesky superfluous eye.

  65. avatar Royal Tony says:

    “If I try real hard, I can shoot the gun out of that unicorn’s hand.”

  66. avatar Werechicken says:

    “Nyaah, copper – you’ll never take me alive, see? Nyaah, eat lead, nyaF******K!!!!! My eye, nyaah!”

  67. avatar Eric J says:

    “What the– ‘Chamber loaded when up’… Really, Ruger?!”

  68. avatar Eric J says:

    “What the– ‘Loaded when up’… Really, Ruger?!”

  69. avatar KOB says:

    NRA pistol class, schmenRA schmistol schmass…I know what I’m doing.

  70. avatar KOB says:

    You know what they say…if at first you don’t succeed shooting one handed with your left hand while holding your pistol directly in front of your face, try again with the other hand.

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