They’re just Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ain’t this a bit of an overreaction?
Ralph won last week’s contest. This week’s champ will win a set of Yehuda Remer’s excellent books to help teach kids safe gun handling. Enter your best work in the comments by midnight Sunday to be eligible.
“Hey, Frank… is this really the best way to hunt hogs?”
“Shhh! You’ll scare em’ off!”
frank thought they meant cheese hogs. the photo was taken near the wisconsin border.
Ok Mugsy, thats 5 pigeons for you and your scatter gun, but wait till ya see what this baby can do!
“Someone’s commin’!”
“That him?”
“Yup. It’s that idiot who keeps trying to get me to switch phone companies!”
Even the most hardcore and clever bank robbers will still open the door for the “fake pizza delivery guy” trick.
Cliff, I think I can see the future and I don’t like it. They will try to take our large magazines, pistol grips and forward grips. Limit what we can own to protest ourself’s. Cliff you know what, we will not allow that to happen.
You don’t have to tell me twice, but why am I the only one here with a pistol grip and large magazine?
Dad and big brother always made sure that Betty Lou’s dates brought her home on time.
School Resource Officers, Mafia Middle School, Evanston, IL; 1932
“sorry, you have to go to community hospital.”
“There’s this fly on this window that’s been drivin’ me nuts, see?!”
“Thanks for coming to help, Nick… I swear that squirrel has raided my bird feeder for the last time.”
“She’s wearin’ nothin’, I’m sure.”
“Its a thong”
“Oh yeah, I can see it now”
“Now get’cha mind outta da gutter and eyes on the suspect”
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Well, Mr Hollis, it seems you just don’t have the …stomach… for full auto.
NRA Nominating Committee awaits Petitions of the Members, 1931
told you they were coming for our guns, the Jones’s house is still out of range with these, we’ll wait!
It’s a good thing my C&R license came yesterday, all I have to say is I am a collector and they will let me have anything more than 50 years old……
The Untouchables! A Desilu Production
“they emptied my bookshelves, but i still got five magazines!”
“here comes the good humor truck. you get the bells, i’ll hit the scott joplin loud speaker.”
“the neighbor lady gives me twenty five cents for each chipgopher.”
“If that Danny Glick comes a-floatin’ up to the window again, don’t open it up, just open fire”
Stakeout: Watching the Chicago Typewriter Shop for a possible robbery!
They’re just Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ain’t this a bit of an overreaction?
“Hey Bob, why are we sittin’ outside the bosses house?”
“Just wait Fred, you’ll see.”
“Oh my! Bob, why’s Mr. Hoover wearing a dress like that?”
“Idiot. Because it matches those shoes, and that fabulous bag.”
This is how I handle door to door sale men.
Just spit ballin’ here, but how about hitting Sig up to sponsor the contest? A shiny new 226 for the winner sure would drive some traffic.
“I don’t care _how_ long we have to wait. Never loosen your tie and finger off the trigger until you actually see that darn Fuller Brush salesman.”
Time traveling patriots wait in ambush for Karl Fredrick (1934)
Tommy’s gun? No, this is Frank’s gun.
“You see anything, Tommy?” “Not yet, Buck.”
I told you them deer in Central Park was gittin’ to be a nuisance!
“We’re about the settle the Pella Vs. Anderson debate once and for all”
The day Shotgun Sam accidently blew Roland’s head off
Great Zevon reference !
“Samantha’s dad and uncle can’t wait to meet her new boyfriend.”
We don’t leave no witnesses alive. Especially from that Jehova gang.
Because ALL home invasions happen at home.
Home carry, people.
“So what did the boss say?”
“His phone was cutt’n out. Something about shooting the massager…”
It’s ok. The signs about the gun-free school zone are on the first floor. This is the second.
That squirrel will be on the bird feeder any second now…
Stakeouts:
It’s only gay if you make eye contact.
With growing urbanization, modern man is forced to find new and creative ways to scratch the duck hunting itch.
Come and take it!
“Bird netting? Obviously you don’t love strawberries as much as me”
The above quote was inspired by my ongoing war with birds that keep eating my damn strawberries.
Strawberries? The sentence is Death.
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“Just washed my car fifteen minutes ago, Slim. When them pigeons show up I’m givin’ em a piece of my mind. Now be sure to aim careful.”
“I got no luck at all, Sarge. Three days on this lousy stakeout with no sign of Capone, and tomorrow I’m gonna be cooling my heels all St. Valentine’s Day at the S-M-C Cartage garage while they fix my old Model T.”
This’ll be the last time that damn squirrel gets in the bird feeder. Looks there. See what I mean? Get ready!
Land shark!
That lemonade stand did not get a permit. First time money is exchanged we are opening fire.
“This ambush might work better if we open the window.”
“Yeah, and close the drapes…”
Meet the new school resource officers.
I’m telling you David Hogg said he was coming for our guns…
Boss said the ice cream truck did not stop for lil’ Capone yesterday, but this seems a bit much.
This is the last time that bird keeps me up all night.
Joe, they are only 15 minutes past the time you told them to be home.
Willie, don’t matter, that boy needs to learn his lesson if he’s gonna date my daughter.
Squirrel!!!
2018, Southside Chicago. Domino’s refuses to deliver unless customers can guarantee cover from the car to the door and back !
Taking ‘stay off my lawn’ to the next level. This will efin learn ’em. Punks.
You just had to give that mouse a cookie Frank….