Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win ‘Safety On’ and ‘ABCs of Guns’ Books for Kids

courtesy Chicago Tribune

They’re just Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ain’t this a bit of an overreaction?

Ralph won last week’s contest. This week’s champ will win a set of Yehuda Remer’s excellent books to help teach kids safe gun handling. Enter your best work in the comments by midnight Sunday to be eligible.


  1. avatar Bloving says:

    “Hey, Frank… is this really the best way to hunt hogs?”
    “Shhh! You’ll scare em’ off!”

    1. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

      frank thought they meant cheese hogs. the photo was taken near the wisconsin border.

  2. avatar Gurney Halleck says:

    Ok Mugsy, thats 5 pigeons for you and your scatter gun, but wait till ya see what this baby can do!

  3. avatar Bloving says:

    “Someone’s commin’!”
    “That him?”
    “Yup. It’s that idiot who keeps trying to get me to switch phone companies!”

  4. avatar Bloving says:

    Even the most hardcore and clever bank robbers will still open the door for the “fake pizza delivery guy” trick.

  5. avatar Wayne says:

    Cliff, I think I can see the future and I don’t like it. They will try to take our large magazines, pistol grips and forward grips. Limit what we can own to protest ourself’s. Cliff you know what, we will not allow that to happen.

    1. avatar Cliff H says:

      You don’t have to tell me twice, but why am I the only one here with a pistol grip and large magazine?

  6. avatar Newshawk says:

    Dad and big brother always made sure that Betty Lou’s dates brought her home on time.

  7. avatar Keith4Freedom says:

    School Resource Officers, Mafia Middle School, Evanston, IL; 1932

    1. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

      “sorry, you have to go to community hospital.”

  8. avatar Blakeg says:

    “There’s this fly on this window that’s been drivin’ me nuts, see?!”

  9. avatar Bloving says:

    “Thanks for coming to help, Nick… I swear that squirrel has raided my bird feeder for the last time.”

  10. avatar Dave in PTC says:

    “She’s wearin’ nothin’, I’m sure.”

    “Its a thong”

    “Oh yeah, I can see it now”

    “Now get’cha mind outta da gutter and eyes on the suspect”

  11. avatar Felix says:

    μολὼν λαβέ

  12. avatar No one of consequence says:

    Well, Mr Hollis, it seems you just don’t have the …stomach… for full auto.

  13. avatar cmac890 says:

    NRA Nominating Committee awaits Petitions of the Members, 1931

  14. avatar Mr. savage says:

    told you they were coming for our guns, the Jones’s house is still out of range with these, we’ll wait!

  15. avatar rt66paul says:

    It’s a good thing my C&R license came yesterday, all I have to say is I am a collector and they will let me have anything more than 50 years old……

  16. avatar Anonymoose's comments aren't showing up says:

    The Untouchables! A Desilu Production

  17. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “they emptied my bookshelves, but i still got five magazines!”

  18. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “here comes the good humor truck. you get the bells, i’ll hit the scott joplin loud speaker.”

  19. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “the neighbor lady gives me twenty five cents for each chipgopher.”

  20. avatar AaronW says:

    “If that Danny Glick comes a-floatin’ up to the window again, don’t open it up, just open fire”

  21. avatar skiff says:

    Stakeout: Watching the Chicago Typewriter Shop for a possible robbery!

  22. avatar Gun Free School Zones are a crime against humanity says:

    They’re just Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ain’t this a bit of an overreaction?

  23. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Hey Bob, why are we sittin’ outside the bosses house?”

    “Just wait Fred, you’ll see.”

    “Oh my! Bob, why’s Mr. Hoover wearing a dress like that?”

    “Idiot. Because it matches those shoes, and that fabulous bag.”

  24. avatar AlanInFL says:

    This is how I handle door to door sale men.

  25. avatar billy-bob says:

    Just spit ballin’ here, but how about hitting Sig up to sponsor the contest? A shiny new 226 for the winner sure would drive some traffic.

  26. avatar Rick the Bear says:

    “I don’t care _how_ long we have to wait. Never loosen your tie and finger off the trigger until you actually see that darn Fuller Brush salesman.”

  27. avatar Nanashi says:

    Time traveling patriots wait in ambush for Karl Fredrick (1934)

  28. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    Tommy’s gun? No, this is Frank’s gun.

  29. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    “You see anything, Tommy?” “Not yet, Buck.”

  30. avatar Dave says:

    I told you them deer in Central Park was gittin’ to be a nuisance!

  31. avatar AaronW says:

    “We’re about the settle the Pella Vs. Anderson debate once and for all”

  32. avatar ironicatbest says:

    The day Shotgun Sam accidently blew Roland’s head off

    1. avatar Darkstar says:

      Great Zevon reference !

  33. avatar Tuck says:

    “Samantha’s dad and uncle can’t wait to meet her new boyfriend.”

  34. avatar That Jason says:

    We don’t leave no witnesses alive. Especially from that Jehova gang.

  35. avatar Gun Free School Zones are a crime against humanity says:

    Because ALL home invasions happen at home.

    Home carry, people.

  36. avatar Vernowhereman says:

    “So what did the boss say?”
    “His phone was cutt’n out. Something about shooting the massager…”

  37. avatar Jkl123 says:

    It’s ok. The signs about the gun-free school zone are on the first floor. This is the second.

  38. avatar JohnSki says:

    That squirrel will be on the bird feeder any second now…

  39. avatar BillyD says:

    It’s only gay if you make eye contact.

  40. avatar Chadwick says:

    With growing urbanization, modern man is forced to find new and creative ways to scratch the duck hunting itch.

  41. avatar AJ Chamoy says:

    Come and take it!

  42. avatar Chadwick says:

    “Bird netting? Obviously you don’t love strawberries as much as me”

    The above quote was inspired by my ongoing war with birds that keep eating my damn strawberries.

    1. avatar Bloving says:

      Strawberries? The sentence is Death.

  43. avatar Koop says:

    “Just washed my car fifteen minutes ago, Slim. When them pigeons show up I’m givin’ em a piece of my mind. Now be sure to aim careful.”

  44. avatar Ralph says:

    “I got no luck at all, Sarge. Three days on this lousy stakeout with no sign of Capone, and tomorrow I’m gonna be cooling my heels all St. Valentine’s Day at the S-M-C Cartage garage while they fix my old Model T.”

  45. avatar Cruzo1981 says:

    This’ll be the last time that damn squirrel gets in the bird feeder. Looks there. See what I mean? Get ready!

  46. avatar Imayeti says:

    Land shark!

  47. avatar Jkl123 says:

    That lemonade stand did not get a permit. First time money is exchanged we are opening fire.

  48. avatar Glen W Griffin says:

    “This ambush might work better if we open the window.”
    “Yeah, and close the drapes…”

  49. avatar Gun Owning American says:

    Meet the new school resource officers.

  50. avatar Somebody Special says:

    I’m telling you David Hogg said he was coming for our guns…

  51. avatar Jkl123 says:

    Boss said the ice cream truck did not stop for lil’ Capone yesterday, but this seems a bit much.

  52. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    This is the last time that bird keeps me up all night.

  53. avatar Steven Branam says:

    Joe, they are only 15 minutes past the time you told them to be home.

    Willie, don’t matter, that boy needs to learn his lesson if he’s gonna date my daughter.

  54. avatar SkyMan77 says:


  55. avatar Gregolas says:

    2018, Southside Chicago. Domino’s refuses to deliver unless customers can guarantee cover from the car to the door and back !

  56. avatar MDC says:

    Taking ‘stay off my lawn’ to the next level. This will efin learn ’em. Punks.

  57. avatar Henry Bowman says:

    You just had to give that mouse a cookie Frank….

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