The winner of last week’s contest was Paul C. This week’s prize is a pair of Bolle Tigersnake Polarized RealTree Xtra sunglasses courtesy Vista Outdoor. To win, enter the best caption for this photo (keep it clean, please) by Sunday at midnight. Good luck.
Caption: “Wow! My stock just went up 75%!”
57 channels and nothing’s on.
Wiley X or bust
nobody pays attention when the garbage man takes out the trash
Hey, I know that guy!
There are always two, a master and an apprentice
I don’t know if two entries are allowed but, just in case:
Hey, I think I can see our old house from here.
Happy Nomobama day!
“Clintons boring the shit out of you? There’s an app for that!”
Finally, peace at last…W’s been following us around all day.
Two for the dust bin of history.
Who effing cares?
“Hey ! Glum and Glummer are are on !”
The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades.
^^^^Winner^^^^
The last remaining Clinton Foundation operatives engaged in final prep for mission “CINC Wife Swap”.
“What dumbass editor thought the SHOT show would be a bigger assignment than the inauguration? Hillary’s going to win anyway, he said…”
Probably the last time they are going to be in the White House.
“Bingo!”
Moving on…….
–Let’s go.
–We can’t.
–Why not?
–We’re waiting for Godot.
—(despairingly). Ah! (Pause.) You’re sure it was here?
Agent 47, you will need to procure a black limousine…. Your targets are…..
Or…. damn Killary, do you know how many interns I raped in that car?
Bring my car back !
Hillary has left the building! Come back in!
(Bill, watching the President and Mrs trump leave and then looking at Hillary)
“There he goes with her and here I stand with….it”
Hill, did you see anything else we might want to steal before we’re never allowed back in here?
Imagine Ivan Trump’s surprise at SHOT show when his game of Candy Crush is interrupted by a errant text from Bill Clinton, “Let me know if you want to not have sexual relations. [winky face, eggplant emoji]”
Drift away
Fade away
Little tin goddess
Ash to ash
Dust to dust
Fade to black
Hillary who?
9,991…. 9,992… damn!
The mythical old fat white guy graveyard.
“Well I was going to go shoot that new Colt but…”
“But they promised the Hillary Inauguration Ball would be in this room.”
All avoided her gaze, lest they be turned to stone.
No, no! Not just before lunch. Now I’ve lost my appetite.
Hey, Ralph! Stop playing with your phone and check this out! This is the most realistic episode of Zombie Nation ever!
OK Google, dow is schadenfreude spelled again?
Peaceful existence when the nation dodges a tyrant.
“Well Hil, looks like we gonna have to get…………jobs……”
You want me to keep the caption clean and Bill Clinton’s in the photo? Way to hamstring us…
Someone tell Emperor Palpatine you can’t wear white after Labor Day.
The monolith from 2001 was actually a big ass TV?…who knew
” In this corner, hailing from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 20,000 lbs, ‘The Beast Limo!’ And in this corner, originally from the depths of Lucifer’s butt crack, at a combined weight of 300lbs, Bill and Hillary clinton! Place your bets!”
I voted for her. And my wife and daughters are marching today.
Wasted your vote, while your wife and daughters waste their time.
In that case you misspelled your name – it should end I-N-G.
And good for the ladies, walking is healthy. It doesn’t help anything, except maybe burn some fat, but it doesn’t hurt anything either.
I have a great idea. Let’s go back to goofy pictures of people with guns.
My mom had the same look on her face that Hillary does when I told her I quit college …the second time.
“damn, now she’s going to be home every day, all day. what the heck am I supose to do?”
“And once again, yesterday’s news displays its power to rivet an audience…”
“Nah, I don’t need to know what’s going either, I work for CNN, we’ll just make it up too.”
This was such good television, that no one in the room was motivated to change channels.
Hey Cal! You wont believe this but you know that old couple who stiffed us on their bar tab?
Channel 6 news is reporting that those two con artist have just been put on the FBI’s top ten most wanted list!
Hey! Who changed it to Return of the Jedi?