Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Box of CapArms .223 Target + Match Ammo

Alan Esworthy was last week’s winner. If you’re witty enough to catch our eye with a caption for the pic above, you’ll receive a 50-round box of CapArms .223 60 gr. V-Max ammunition. Just enter your best work in the comments by midnight Sunday. Good luck.


  1. avatar Penetty says:

    The short-lived and impractical June “Cleaver Stance.”

  2. avatar Eric says:

    Long legs and long barrels mix well.

  3. avatar Tile floor says:

    She racks a trigger disciprine

  4. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Wow, just look at those…….guns.

  5. avatar David says:

    “I have two guns, one for each of ya” Doc Holiday

  6. avatar ScholarCat says:

    Yosemite Sam meets Yosemite Gam

  7. avatar Malcolm G. Knight says:

    I’ll be your Huckleberry!

  8. avatar Tom W. says:

    With legs like that, the hog legs are sure to follow.

  9. avatar Mike Betts says:

    “No, those are .44’s. The other pair is the 36’s.”

  10. avatar manny says:

    “Honey, does this holster makes me look fat?”

  11. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Vegas Baby!!! >>> Pew…Pew…

  12. avatar Larry says:

    Now – darling, what did you say about my other leg?

  13. avatar KeithCo says:

    Come tell me I’m inviting assault; I brought my rape whistles

  14. avatar Craig Moore says:

    Shapely is as shapely does!

  15. No…caption…needed.

  16. avatar Xcom says:

    Original True Feminism: Equal Rights meets Self Defense meets Beauty

  17. avatar Drew in GA says:

    River Song encountered the Vashta Nerada once before, resulting in her current, more “mature” regeneration.

  18. avatar Ronnie R Toney says:

    Put your Hog Legs high !

  19. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Meet my little friends, Hoot -n- Holler.

  20. avatar skiff says:

    She says that “one gun is none, two guns are one”.

  21. avatar navillus says:

    Betty Grable- “Sure, my legs are world-famous- but I think we can all agree my guns are pretty impressive too!”

  22. avatar navillus says:

    Betty Grable- “Hey, @sshole, my eyes are down here!”

  23. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “be a dear and grab that buntline for me, would you?”

  24. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    Did you say something about discipline?
    Naughty boy! I’ll have to spank you for that…

  25. avatar jwm says:

    It’s called the “Boom Boom” room for a reason.

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      JWM wins it again.

      Hey, TTAG, how about making it you can only win once in a 6-month timeframe?

      It’s rough trying to out-funny JWM and Ralph…

  26. avatar Plinker says:

    I got two pistols out of your pocket and you’re still enjoying the show!

  27. avatar ACP_arms says:

    She’ll knock you out if your in the front row or the back…

  28. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Back in the day when boobs and guns were real!

  29. avatar Mike Crognale says:

    Miss Kitty! Gawd dam!

  30. avatar 5spot says:

    Where’s my third?

  31. avatar Nine says:

    “They aren’t half cocked, neither are you.”

  32. avatar Stepcof says:

    No, you’re supposed to SAY “stick-em-up.”

  33. avatar jwm says:

    “No, baby. Tonight you dance.”

  34. avatar TommyJay says:

    “I got both of the guns out of your pockets, so now I know you’re glad to see me!”

  35. I thought shooting guns into the air was reserved for Iraqi weddings.

  36. avatar TruthTellers says:

    Shoot for the sky, darlin!

  37. avatar Gregolas says:

    “A pair of .45’s, baby, opened my eyes,
    My temperature started to rise…
    She was a long, cool, woman in a black dress….”

  38. avatar Rob Fines says:

    Hey boys, my eyes are down here!

  39. avatar Rob Fines says:

    Nice pair!

  40. avatar Mark Kelly's Diapered Drooling Ventriloquist's Dummy says:

    Gams and Guns twice the fun.

  41. avatar Alex Waits says:

    “Booth babes” circa 1927

  42. avatar GaPharmD says:

    “Ma’am, can I interest you in a inside the waistband carry?”

  43. avatar nick m says:


    next I need a volunteer from the audience…

  44. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    Hollywood’s weird and exotic take on the Annie Oakley Story…

  45. avatar Skrobie says:

    “Gentlemen up on the stage is Lucy-Sue she is single, She caught her husband short stroking his shotgun and had enough.”


    “With guns like that who needs an ass”

  46. avatar Chip in Florida says:

    Don’t these picture games usually involve a gun? I don’t see any and I have been staring at those legs for twenty minutes now trying to find some.

  47. avatar Wild Thing says:

    …did I kiss any cowboys, did I shoot out any lights? Jose Cuervo was a friend of mine…

  48. avatar navillus says:

    After practicing for a good half hour, the new blonde deputy learned to yell “Reach for the sky!” without raising her own hands.

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