Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a TTAG Branded Cigar from Bobalu Cigar Co.

It was buy one get one free. Just paid shipping and handling.

Gun Free School Zones are a crime against humanity won last week’s prize (and for all you other winners, our shipping department is running behind. Your prizes are on their way). This week’s best caption writer will win an official TTAG branded stogie from Austin’s Bobalu Cigar Co. Just enter your caption by Sunday midnight for a chance to win. Good luck.


  1. avatar Gun Free School Zones are a crime against humanity says:

    I haven’t recieved notice that I won.

    I don’t smoke so I shouldn’t enter this weeks.

    ‘Badges, we don’t need no steenking badges.” Couldn’t resist.

    1. avatar Bloving says:

      Nuts… welp, gratz Gun free. I really wanted those kids books too…

  2. avatar Bloving says:

    “I only have three rounds left on my vest… some of you are going to have to share!”

    1. avatar Bloving says:

      (looks closer…) Oops! Nope, four! Four rounds!
      Dammit… there went my cigar…

      1. avatar Moltar says:

        close but no cigar.

  3. avatar William Coutu says:

    I’m right handed, but I think I want to shoot you first.

  4. avatar Nanashi says:

    “One inch holes!”

  5. avatar Art out West says:

    I didn’t know that Will Ferrell did action movies.

  6. avatar Mr. savage says:

    I’m tellin you guys, I’m GOING to win that damn cigar, don’t make me shoot you for it!

  7. avatar mark s says:

    I was looking for math class

  8. avatar Patrulje68 says:

    Say hello to my little friends

  9. avatar Gun Free School Zones are a crime against humanity says:

    Grooming takes a back seat to being well armed.

  10. avatar Gun Free School Zones are a crime against humanity says:

    The only man in the universe to lose a space ship and his entire team to a dude with a knife.

  11. avatar Gun Free School Zones are a crime against humanity says:

    In the near future 3d printers will turn out some really big gats.

  12. avatar drunkEODguy says:

    Subtitle: Me, immediately after my lefty friends ask if I’ll “compromise” on gun control

  13. avatar rt66paul says:

    If you think I miss a lot with a 2 handed grip, you should see how many I miss now!

  14. avatar DrewR55 says:

    “What do you mean this is a ‘Smoke Free Campus’?”

  15. avatar Gapharmd says:

    “Hell yes my shoulders are burning so both of ya sit down !”

  16. avatar Francis says:

    “Really? You’re asking if they take Glock magazines? Yes, and they shoot 6.5 Creedmoo, too. Dumbass.”

    1. avatar Francis says:

      “Really? You’re asking if they take Glock magazines? Yes, and they shoot 6.5 Creedmoor, too. Dumbass.”

      1. avatar Ralph says:

        So they don’t shoot 6.5 Creedmoo?

        1. avatar John in AK says:

          “6.5mm Creedmoo, the choice of long-range cow-tipping aficionados the world over!”

        2. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

          they shoot 6.5oz of apollo creed’s breastmilk.

  17. avatar troutbum5 says:

    I told you not to talk smack about my sideburns

  18. avatar MICHAEL A CROGNALE says:

    I’m here to kick ass and take a shower.

  19. avatar Zak force says:

    Doubling down on gun control

  20. avatar oldandshaky says:

    “One of these guns is plastic. Wanna guess which?” (I don’t smoke.)

  21. avatar Paul McMichael says:

    I don’t know which way to shoot, but it doesn’t matter, because I can’t see either front sight!

  22. avatar Sarcastro says:

    “Why, yes, I am seeing-double drunk. I have two guns, one for each of you.”

    (Apologies to Val Kilmer)

    1. “Why, yes, I am seeing-double drunk. I have four guns, one for each of you.”

      (Sorry, couldn’t resist!)

  23. avatar Jay says:

    The right to bare arms

  24. avatar AlanInFL says:

    I’m going to John Woo for butt.

  25. avatar pieslapper says:

    So that’s a single cigar then, not a box?

  26. avatar Plinker says:

    Darn roll on deodorants feel so sticky!

  27. avatar pieslapper says:

    “As a matter of fact, I do shave my pits, why do you ask?”

  28. avatar Mosinfan says:

    How not to crash the 10yr high school reunion…

  29. avatar Koop says:

    “Mind if I smoke? These babies are loaded up with black powder blanks, and I feel like lighting up the room!”

  30. avatar Christopher Erickson says:

    Jim finally found an advantage for being wall-eyed when engaging multiple attackers.

  31. avatar BC says:

    Ya know, no one took me serious when I did this until I grew the mutton chops.

    Close, but no cigar?

  32. avatar Dickie J says:

    I told you to stop calling me mutton chops, didn’t I?

  33. avatar Cruzo1981 says:

    I’m from California, I’m here to show you the way…

  34. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Dual wielding? Yeah, I know, I’m a figjam.”

  35. avatar Dave says:

    “Wwwwwwhhhaatt we have heeerre is a Failure to communicate! Some men you just can’t reach without shooting them.”
    -with a nod to “Cool Hand Luke”

  36. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Dammit! Who let the Scientoligists in?”

  37. avatar Former water walker says:

    Don’t need a cigar.. had to log in with BING. GOOGLE did NOT work. FWIW guys in charge. Using an android phone…

  38. avatar Samr says:

    Glock brought their “extra plastic” pewpews for a live demonstration.

  39. avatar tmm says:

    If I had a pistol for every gender there is…

  40. avatar That Jason says:

    I operated operationally in the theater of operations until I sold the website.

  41. avatar Ralph says:

    When Toombs lost the modeling contract for AR500 Polyethylene Vests, he took it very hard.

  42. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “No, it’s not a perm. I have naturally curly hair.”

  43. avatar ironicatbest says:

    I’ve trained for this moment my whole life ,martial arts, advanced combat, graduated Gunsite, bought these badass gunz, tweaked and modified them, just to my liking, taught myself how to hit a target without looking at it. Got a cool ass haircut and Wolverine X men side burns. Then when the moment of truth came down, I thought I’d fart and shit my pants.

    1. avatar UPS Driver says:

      The guy in the pic is character actor Nick Chinlund. You may ( or may not ) remember him from an early 90s X Files episode called “Irresistable” where he played a genuinely creepy serial killer.

      1. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

        i modeled my life after the episode “home.”

  44. avatar David Bearden says:

    “Let’s all play nice now kiddies”

  45. avatar Mike H in WA says:

    “…Ask me one more time if these new Sigs are drop-safe…”

  46. avatar Case says:

    Say ‘soul patch’ again…

  47. avatar DJ Saul Teanuts says:

    You should’ve taken the deal

  48. avatar AaronW says:

    “Inside of every silly sci-fi gun is a Desert Eagle waiting to get out.”

  49. avatar Love to hunt says:

    These are NOT hairdryers people!

  50. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “my sideburners will mutton chop whatever my sideboards are pointing at…”

  51. avatar Moltar says:

    Alright! That’s Enough! Hands off my 2nd Amendment Motherf*ckers!

  52. avatar Jimmy james says:

    What am I afraid of? Not a damn thing!

  53. avatar Vin Doocie says:


  54. avatar Gregolas says:

    The day Wolverine’s claws jammed, they thought he was helpless.
    But they had another 2 things coming.

  55. avatar John J. McCarthy, Jr. says:

    “…the right to keep and bear photon blasters, shall not be infringed.”

  56. avatar dwb says:

    “So, who wants to go first?”

  57. avatar I would note says:

    I’ll repeat governor ‘do not sign that bill’ , one-two-thre——-….. .

  58. avatar Jim says:

    “The operation was a success!, Laura”

  59. avatar pieslapper says:

    “I never realized going commando would feel so… liberating.”

  60. avatar Hippi says:

    Gun control means using both hands

  61. avatar Jkl123 says:

    This ain’t my first rodeo..

  62. avatar Jkl123 says:

    It was buy one get one free. Just paid shipping and handling.

  63. avatar Jkl123 says:

    Talking about recoil. I had sleeves a moment ago.

  64. avatar David says:

    What we have here is a failure to communicate.

  65. avatar Stogie says:

    You say lazy eye like it’s a bad thing. Unlike you, I can track two targets at the same time.

  66. avatar Darkwing says:

    I am here to either kick ass or chew gum and I am out of gum

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