Right now I’m feeling a little shaken not stirred.
Last week’s champ was pieslapper. This week’s most imaginative caption writer will get a True Brands magnetic gun mount to stow that pistol just about anywhere. Just enter your best work in the comments before Sunday at midnight to be eligible.
Should have stayed in Russia Mr. Bond, this is London now.
Haha, you brought a legal antique to a criminal gun fight.
“Welcome to Londonistan bruv, I iz needing to get da bus, spare a few bob!”
Mr, Bond, I am Dr. Nigel Smith from the Greater London STD Clinic. We’ve been expecting you for 30 years, you are finally coming with us.
He introduces himself as “Bond. James Bond.” But we here at the Greater London STD clinic refer to him as “The Giver.” And we have sworn a solemn oath that he shall give no more.
Guess Who… se daughter is pregnant?
Can I get some of that scotch to steady my hand?
What I wouldn’t give for one of those sarcastic “back at the shooter” barreled guns right now…
“I’m about to find out if it takes Glock magazines.”
When budget cuts go to far. Bond had to turn in his Walther and this was his replacement.
And bend the bullet…
How to break 3 out of 4 g un safety rules at once.
Mr Bond, now I expect to die now. None of this fancy escapes from bad planning.
“Budget cuts! I’m a OO Agent and I have to qualify on a public range. . . “
No pressure! Just the fate of the free world rests on this shot!
Or
And Olympic shooters think they have pressure! Harumph!
SHOOT him! He’s a sissy in real life!
Bond stood at the alter next to Moneypenny, unable to decide which option was preferable.
“dis don’ mek me hoppy, mon. i jus put de mop ‘n’ ting away…”
“directly into your temple. and don’t call me shirley…”
“Look, I said I was going to retire from Bond, but let’s not get too pushy, ok?”
“I know what you’re thinking. Did you fire one shot or did you fire none? Well, since your weapon is a one-shot dueling pistol you’ll have to ask yourself one question – do you feel lucky Mr. Bond? Well, do you?”
(black gent in the rear) crazy ass crackers with guns, I’m tha fuck out!!
“I hope Q Branch is right about these new flintGlocks”
james went to great lengths to cure his cross eyed dominance.
“Well yes, Mr. Bond, it actually does take glock mags.”
The M.C. Escher gun….
Relatively….
I know I only have this old cap & ball pistol, but I’ve got Glock on my mind!
Bond Gets Glock Blocked
“your horse carriage has me blocked.”
“No, Mr. Bond, Ms. Galore had a previous engagement. I only told you Pussy was here to get you into my trap.”
I found this old piece whilst digging around in the barn at Skyfall. It’s been loaded since 1823. If I drop the hammer, it will quite likely explode and kill us both. Now why don’t you be a good lad and hand that pistol over to me?
“Sorry, Mr. Bond, your cunning linguistics won’t get you out of this one.”
James, stand a bit to the left. You’re blocking my shot again.
Careful or you’ll blow my eyebrow off
Lose the chrome plated sissy pistol and get yourself a Glock…
Don’t bring a cap 🧢 and ball ⚾ to a gun fight Mr. Bond.
Due to restrictive UK gun laws, special agents will now only be allowed antiques.
Not to worry, Mr. Bond has watched plenty of disarming vids on Youtube.
At that moment a racist white cop arrived on scene and saved (almost) everyone.
Just a second. I’m still calculating the odds…
“It had to be a Glock. Just had to be. Right now I’m hating that world class Glock reliability. Even your average arch-villian can shoot those with success.” Crap…
And it was at that point that the range officer closed his eyes, let his arms fall to his sides, and let out a sigh of exasperation.
Ok Dad, you got me again.
If a flintlock is your primary, what’s your backup? A slingshot?
Right now I’m feeling a little shaken not stirred.
“Don’t go off half cocked, Mr. Bond”
“Mr. Bond, your life is but a flash in the pan”
“Pierce Morgan was right, I should blame the NRA”
“Marge! I tackled a loafer at work today!”
“Oooh, is that the Gen2 I feel?”
“Hit the target, Mr. Craig, and you win a stuffed pink unicorn!”
“Miss… and the judge behind you gives a different sort of prize… no pressure.”
“Joke’s on you. If I needed my brain, I would have brought a better gun.”
This was just two of the eighteen forming the circle. All waiting for the timer to go off.
“Go ahead and shoot. I don’t need any brains… I’m an actor! “
Let me explain a concept called lock time Mr Bond.
The reality of California compliant for self defense.
For the last time. KEEP. YOUR. BUGGER. HOOK. OFF. THE. BANG. SWITCH.
Just another day at Voda Consulting….
“I’m a gun owner but I support common sense gun control.”
“I was born with two right hands and an eight-foot left arm, so I do get depressed sometimes– but playing pirates with my pal Friday cheers me up and gives me hope that one day, we WILL get off this damn island.”
;D
Bet you thought I was alone. Shoot me and the laser white dot on your friend turns red. By the way, you can’t see it, there is one on you also. Remember the title: Live another day.
“Ok, I’ll shoot the gun, but if it blows up, we’re both dead”.
“Wait, this is a Bond flick? I signed up for ‘Highlander’. Get the armorer and costume mistress….”
That moment when you realize that the government isn’t really there to protect you or your rights!
1911s through the eyes of Glock owners.
Do you expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
No one expected Thing to become the next Bond super villain.
Nice! I just logged on to write a similar comment! Small minds do think alike 🙂
I was wondering if anyone would get the reference
Bond has nerves of British steel with that hand grenade by his head
How Russian roulette is played when you oppose Putin.
A pictorial explanation on why citizens should have access to the same guns as the government.
“You can have my gun when you pry it from ….” Oh, wait, that may not be the right thing to say at this moment.
This is not how a duel works, this is not any of this works….
Terrible, terrible trigger safety!!
Besides the guy in the back!!
“Now I’m about to get naked, so… no peeking.”
Man how time flies. I used to be able to see the front sight on these things.
If I had three or four of these I could lay down a pretty good smoke screen.
“Demons took your gold. When you get to hell, you can ask for it back.”
“If you really must put that against my head please use the GEN 5. The chamfered slide is much more comfortable.”
“What would Sean Connery do?”
“I must say Mr. Craig that I rather liked the Remington Steele fellow better for your role, he exhibited a bit more panache.”
“I can tell from the feeling of that slide that you’re a man of breeding and taste. The last wanker that tried to kill me used a bloody Hi-point!”
Do you feel lucky hypocrite? Go ahead make my day!
“White guys got NO idea what a firing line is!”
“Come on everybody pick up a gun, we only need a few more for a circular firing squad”.
“You’re giving new meaning to the term ‘Metal-Head'”.
“Damn cap & ball with my PPK I could shoot multiple ‘loads'”
The wife says:
“Pop Goes The Weasel”.
“If the ‘Bang!’ flag doesn’t pop out of this barrel when I pull the trigger I’m fucked”.
“Damn multiculturalism, ‘Q’ did this to me so ‘M’ could appoint a black 007”
“Freeze! Family Services Agent! We have a warrant! You are under arrest for 347 counts of unpaid child support!”
“Good morning Mr. President”
Damn! All of these years I’ve been shooting blanks.
“When you’re about to win an arguement with your wife and she brings up something you did 5 years ago.”